childhood memory

[Daisy]

On top of the school yard
All covered in sand
I shot my poor teacher
With a red rubber band

I shot her with glory
I shot her with pride
I couldnt have missed her
She was forty feet wide

I went to her funeral
I went to her grave
People threw flowers
I threw a grenade

I opened her coffin
She wasnt quite dead
I took a bazooka
And blew off her head

Her head rolled down main street
Got hit be a car
And all i could is
Hardy har har har

Good teachers are hard to find :finger:

[moonknight31]

hahahaha i used to sing a song quite a bit like that when i was a child, but for some reason i cant remeber the way it goes

[Daisy]

hehe, well then you can imagine how long it took to remember this one :grin:

[moonknight31]

hahahaha well ure only what 5 yrs older then me lol

[reeper2004]

THANKS DAISY !!!!! I have two girls in first and third grades and your little poem made me fell a lot better !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[happytoonz]

How about this one, Gosh it's so morbid:

Joy to the world the school burned down
and all the teachers died
we're looking for the principal
he's hanging on the flag pole
with a rope around his neck
a rope around his neck
a rope a rope around his neck

[happytoonz]

or this one:

Mommas in the kitchen
Daddy in the den
Come on baby lets do it again
get your finger out of it cuz it dont belong to you
do do do do
gonna get me a peice no matter what you do
do do do do
Stuck my finger in it slung it on the wall
heard her daddy walking down the hall
get your finger out of it cuz it dont belong to you
do do do do
sorry folks made a mistake
alls im talking about is a birthday cake
get your finger out of it cuz it dont belong to you
do do do do

[moonknight31]

i remeber it now

joy to the world the teachers dead
we barbequed her head
what happened to her body?
we flushed it down the pottie
round and round it goes

[SuckingIdiot]

haha !! y r u insulting your teacher likes dis ?? she makes u reli angry ?? :D

[hobo001]

daisy makin a statement :P

[tanstaafl]

bump

[daisydaily24]

Does anyone have any more?

[justanidiot]

Theres plenty more for you daisy, oh, were you talking about the poems?

[justanidiot]

OK, I will give it a try Daisy:

Ode to Daisy

Got to work early
Before anything is said
Its time to day dream
About Daisy giving me head

She walks in the office
She closes the door
It didnt take long
Til her knees hit the floor

She hikes up her skirt
To give me a show
I beg slow down baby
Before I blow

She looks up at me
With those hot eyes so green
She has a finger in her snatch
And is starting to cream

I ask her up slowly
She lets go of my cock
She is up on the desk
And ready to rock

I ease it in slowly
Daisy sets the right pace
"Dont disappoint me
I want it on my face"

She leans down and says
Now dont spill a drop
But Daisy's not here
I'm gonna need a mop.

[krusier]

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