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[EvilHandyAndy]

Hey we all need a place where at the end of the day you can go and find yur freinds and Share a pint or 2
Where everybody knows you by name and there always glad to see you
even if we have just met !
So come on in and Kick back ,tilt a few with the boys,dance with the ladies
and maybe if all goes well we can get a few bar games like billards and darts and maybe even a juke box!
so pull up a stool and say hi to the bartender or just tell em yur troubles
or maybe you want to go find a booth and share some time with that certain someone



Cheers my freinds and the first round is on the house as always!

[cloudcity]

In that case Andy I'll have a double southern comfort on the rocks buddy.



Cheers.

[EvilHandyAndy]

np buddy i may even have one with ya

[cloudcity]

Cool, pull up a stool and relax.

[UnME69]

Give me a Stout or a Midstrenght.... *brings allong a few trucks of Guinness* so that we're never empty :P :smoke:

[EvilHandyAndy]

hey Guys Glad ya like the place
were looking for a bartender and a waitress
so if you or somebody ya know is interested let me know

[EvilHandyAndy]

Gee SD
is that a list of drinks or just what ya did last night
Welcome to the Pub

[EvilHandyAndy]

LOL@SD
i had this boss who drank so much his neighbors would call me that they found him out sleeping in the front yard with the dog naked

[Miss_Take]

whats in a passionate kiss and a slow screw drink???????????



Hi Andy, I'll take whiskey for my men and beer for my horses! I'm also pretty good at playing song requests or helping out at the bar. My mixed drink specialties are ..Absolut Sex, ..Passionate Kiss, ..Sex on the Beach, ..Pink Pussy, ..Buttery Nipple, ..Cum Shots, .. and my favorite ..Slow Screw! :grin:

[Miss_Take]

that sounds like one boozy drink. how do you mix that ? (how many parts each?

i think southern comfort makes drinks taste like the candy 'rockets'.


Sorry the first drink is called a passionate screw ...the passionate kiss recipe is ... southern comfort
peach schnapps
raspberry liqueur
pineapple juice

[guitarguy]

I could use a jack on the rocks. If it's good enough for Frank, it's good enough for me.

[EvilHandyAndy]

yea that shit is brutal
i use to drink that shit by the liters

[nudger]

Give me a Stout or a Midstrenght.... *brings allong a few trucks of Guinness* so that we're never empty :P :smoke:
Now your talking my language Guinness Extra cold here Andy.

[EvilHandyAndy]

As you Wish 2 pints of Stout comeing at cha!

[cloudcity]

so Andy, what food you got going here. All this easy drinking's giving me the munchies. And you're nuts are a little stale.

[becroydon]

as the majortiy of pichunter enjoys a drink in andys bar, and the sun sets on desert hills, sheriff bec slowly rides into town on his horse and with a lasoo over one shoulder, whilst the rest of the freeway sound their horns behind him.
On arrival bec parks his horse next to the cadiallac and the SUV, wondering why all these carts have no horse, "how you doing pretty lady" he says out the corner of his mouth chewing tobacco to the leather clad lady by the door, tipping his hat as he walks by.
As he approaches the doors to bar, he extends his arms ready to push open the saloon doors...THUMP...he lands on the floor confused as to why the doors opened on their own.
getting up he begins to walk towards the counter as he brushes off the dirt from his shoulders...........

[becroydon]

....everyone stops and stares as a sheriff cowboy begins walking through the bar, when he notices the attention he gained he stops...the staring public await the sheriff to say something heroic to match his image....the sheriff slowly chews his tobacco and eyes the room, he tilts his hat and says....."you know horse riding and leather pants give you awful rash in this weather!"

[EvilHandyAndy]

~Hello and Welcome to Ye Old Pub~
"Belly upto the bar Boys"

[Darth Horny]

Hey barkeep... Do you know how to make a redeye...?

[katy]

....everyone stops and stares as a sheriff cowboy begins walking through the bar, when he notices the attention he gained he stops...the staring public await the sheriff to say something heroic to match his image....the sheriff slowly chews his tobacco and eyes the room, he tilts his hat and says....."you know horse riding and leather pants give you awful rash in this weather!"


the moment the saloon girls see the Sheriff, picking himself up off the floor and dusting himself off, they glance at each other, no, not laughing at his confusion, they are eyeing the competition. They take deep breaths, rearranging and fussing with themselves and smile, remembering that yes he is the Sheriff but he is damn sure a helluva cowboy, too and oh, what a ride. They sigh.

One of the girls pulls her sleeves just a little bit farther down off her shoulders and then begins fiddling with her hair, another pushes her cleavage just a tiny bit higher, another lifts an impossibly long and perfectly shaped leg onto a nearby chair and oh, so obviously, runs her hands slowly from her ankle to her thigh, smoothing her stocking.

They look at Miss katy and she smiles a knowing smile. She knows and the girls know she knows and she knows that the girls know she knows that they know and the girls know that she knows that they know that she knows just what the Sheriff likes and exactly how he likes it.

Miss katy approaches the bar, tossing her hair back over her shoulder, making sure that with each sassy step, Sheriff bec has a mighty fine view of his favorite part of a woman. She asks Andy for a tall one, on the rocks. She knows him well. water. cold and clear. She turns back to face the Sheriff, looking up at him, she hands him his drink, looking deep into his eyes and asks...what's your pleasure, bec?

[EvilHandyAndy]

Hey barkeep... Do you know how to make a redeye...?Yea "Poke ya with a stick !" Lmao
No but if ya shout it out ill do my best!

[EvilHandyAndy]

OkOk settle down
stop me if you heard this one,
2 guys walk into a bar,
aw never mind
Have any Good Bar Jokes?
Well Let's Hear Em Fellars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to
hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.

"Are you the Manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.



"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
i just had to bring this one back i loved it so much

[Darth Horny]

Yea "Poke ya with a stick !" Lmao
No but if ya shout it out ill do my best!
Haven't you watched "Cocktail" starring Tom Cruise and Bryan Brown...?

[EvilHandyAndy]

Haven't you watched "Cocktail" starring Tom Cruise and Bryan Brown...?now i remember Raw Eggs and tobasco sause right

[katy]

would it be way too girly if I said you guys are grossing me out? If it is, I won't.

More jokes please.

or how about anybody have any neat bar tricks or bets?

[EvilHandyAndy]

Katy honey were looking for a bar wench here
wanna job?

[katy]

lol Andy, I think I could probably handle it, there's a part of me that finds the wench part sort of appealling.

You have a job description? Wouldn't want to get in over my head or anything, you know

[Darth Horny]

A young man comes out of a pub very drunk.. Just outside the door he meets a priest..
Priest: Young man.. You are walking the wrong way in your life, please turn or you'll go to hell..
The young drunk gets confused and say ..Ok ..! turns and go back in the pub...

[EvilHandyAndy]

lol Andy, I think I could probably handle it, there's a part of me that finds the wench part sort of appealling.

You have a job description? Wouldn't want to get in over my head or anything, you know
Its Easy honey
Just Hang out,Heres a apron,pad and a tray and just deal with the drunks (i mean patrons)Keep the peace ,take drink orders and tips are all yur own
Were still Looking for a Bartender
and maybe we can get SD to be "Cookie" the short order cook

[katy]

well, heck yeah, I could do that. I am kinda good with people or at least keeping the peace. If I get into any trouble, I can always call on Sheriff bec. Ok, Andy, you twisted my arm, sign me up.

and thanks, Andy for the shortened silvertonguedevil being SD. lol, every time I went to shorten it, I thought....uh, oh S.T.D. nope that won't work. If he doesn't mind, I like SD very much and his cooking looks pretty good, too but we might need some menu items for the girls. What say you, oh chef-ly one?

[SSBF]

Ok here's one...I heard it in a pub on vaca...
A man goes to the doctor....the doctor tells him he has 2 weeks to live.
The man asks " can I have the first two weeks of August?"
TA DA

[katy]

lol, say goodnight SSBF. I'm going to bed with a smile, i'm so happy you are home safe and that it was a good trip.

and with WildCard tucking me in. It's his turn tonight ;)

[SSBF]

Night Night Sweet Katy! Sweet dreams to you my wonderful friend! XOXOXOOX

[katy]

hugging you tight, too and very happy you are home.

g'night and only good dreams, ok?

[guitarguy]

ahhh...I'm claiming dibs on one of the leather easy chairs by the fireplace. I can even see the flat screen from here for the ball games. I'm nearly in heaven...

[EvilHandyAndy]

Well Done Sd
I guess your the new Chef
The Kitchen is yours
(I make it a rule never argue with a man who can use a knife better than me !)

[EvilHandyAndy]

We Still Need a good Bartender?

We Have Bec the Bouncer/Sherrif working the door and checking id's
but we need a bartender to tie it all together

i mean i built this place or the bar that is as part of Handyco ind.
but now we need the comic relife bartender to make it a home
now should we go with a well known favorite
or should we take a chance on a newbie and let em make his or her mark
it could be cheers or coyote ugly
maybe a all female bar with men just on the outer ring?
But The What do you think? It's your bar after all !
i just want to be "Norm"the fat guys who sits at the end and talks shit about everybody!

[cloudcity]

Hey Andy

Not sure what role I wanna play here, I worked in, and managed a few bars in my time so am a 'jack of all' as they say. Official taster? Meet & greet?

[katy]

hey, Cloud? you could just stand there and look good :grin:

not sure exactly what the job title would be but it would mos def help with employee morale, at least as far as this bar wench is concerned.

Andy will probably want you to actually do something though.

[cloudcity]

hold your glass for your madam?

keep your seat warm?

more ice?

[cloudcity]

I could have a small booth in the corner. Dr Cloud's confidential corner. Come tell me your worries and pains and I'll help you feel better.

Just thinking aloud here.

[katy]

hold your glass for your madam?

keep your seat warm?

more ice?

ooooo, you are good at this

and yes, that would be the order in which to do things, I think. If you get the ice first then your hands would be kinda chilly on my, um, er, seat, or her seat, or whoever's seat you might be keeping warm.

[EvilHandyAndy]

Hey Andy

Not sure what role I wanna play here, I worked in, and managed a few bars in my time so am a 'jack of all' as they say. Official taster? Meet & greet?I got ya coverd CC
you can be the fluff Guy!
it's yur job to keep the stripers nipples hard between pole dances
bet cha havent dont that job before?
lol
but were still looking for a bartender how are you at mixolgy?

[cloudcity]

I got ya coverd CC
you can be the fluff Guy!
it's yur job to keep the stripers nipples hard between pole dances
bet cha havent dont that job before?
lol
but were still looking for a bartender how are you at mixolgy?

That sounds good to me, count me in. Don't know many cocktails I'm affraid, I like to serve and take straight up.

[EvilHandyAndy]

Yea see ,with all these women we need to make all them girly drinks
and you can fill in for now ,if ya get lost on a drink theres a chart behing the cash register just look it up !


Now Monday night is Dart Leauge or Pictures and pints night
Tuesday is Ladies Night and they can get ruff $1.00 OFF ALL WELL DRINKS
and ya half to come up with atleast one male striper for the ladies
otherwize there gonna turn on you (and you'll be the one up there hugging the pole)
Wed: is the Bush Billards Leauge /50 cent Beers and 2 dollar shots
Thur: is Sports Night at the Pub~Tray of Pussy Poppers and Picture of Beer for 5.00
Fri,Sat, are our main food nights and pepole come to eat and have a few
(SD handels the kitchen so ya have to see him for the menu)
and make sure theres wood for the fireplace
Sunday :is Karoke night/Family sing along
push the pizza because the main kitchen is closed
Free drink to Anyone willing to sing for it!

NewCumers Alway get there first drink free
Still Think Ya Can Handel it?

[sexysensual696]

Wow katy i love your avvie!!!

[katy]

:grin: thanks. me too.

but don't believe Nudger if he tries to tell you it isn't really a reindeer, that it is just a well fed mouse with antlers taped to his head, ok? I laugh every time I think of it, but it isn't really true. It is a reindeer. honest

say, you wanna be a bar wench with me? From the schedule that Andy just laid out, it looks like I could use some help. What do you say? My guess is if you say yes, business will quadruple immediately. :thumbsup:

[EvilHandyAndy]

Wow katy i love your avvie!!!Hi Ya SS
And Welcome to the Pub
May i get you a Drink?
First Round is alway on the house here @the Pub
and Remember Tuesday Night id always Ladies night here
With Male entertainment,ya never know who you will see up there
so bring a freind

[nudger]

lol Andy, I think I could probably handle it, there's a part of me that finds the wench part sort of appealling.

You have a job description? Wouldn't want to get in over my head or anything, you know
Is it just me or does most of this sound rather rude. in a good way.

[EvilHandyAndy]

No its just you lol

[WingNút]

hello everybody

[EvilHandyAndy]

hello everybody
Hello dear
Everybody this is Trish
Trish this is everybody

[infamous]

:grin: thanks. me too.

but don't believe Nudger if he tries to tell you it isn't really a reindeer, that it is just a well fed mouse with antlers taped to his head, ok? I laugh every time I think of it, but it isn't really true. It is a reindeer. honest :

hmmm if you stand on your head and squint a little it DOES look a little like a mouse... and if you need door staff for this pub ive got experience.. and the idea of frisking people on the way in interests me WAY too much to be healthy :grin:

[katy]

hello everybody


OUTSTANDING!!!! Hi, Trish and never mind the drink yet, the first hug is on me.

and I swear, Andy has never been anything but an absolutely perfect gentleman around here. Really. well sorta, but for the most part, yea, he has.

What a pleasure to finally meet you and I hope you are all recovered and feeling tip top 100% again. Hope to see you hang around with us.

hey, wait a minute...did Andy bring you in here to work? I'll bet he did, didn't he. You wanna be a wench with me? I've never been one before. Have you?

[katy]

hmmm if you stand on your head and squint a little it DOES look a little like a mouse... and if you need door staff for this pub ive got experience.. and the idea of frisking people on the way in interests me WAY too much to be healthy :grin:

:grin: you crack me up, you know it?

[katy]

oh, crap. Did we scare her off already, Andy?

Well, tell me what to say then...that you have been teaching me the fine points of astrophysics or something? and that I appreciate it very much, but in a purely platonic sort of way?

and as for crying on your shoulder? never happened. How's that? Do I need to practice some more?

[EvilHandyAndy]

OUTSTANDING!!!! Hi, Trish and never mind the drink yet, the first hug is on me.

and I swear, Andy has never been anything but an absolutely perfect gentleman around here. Really. well sorta, but for the most part, yea, he has.

What a pleasure to finally meet you and I hope you are all recovered and feeling tip top 100% again. Hope to see you hang around with us.

hey, wait a minute...did Andy bring you in here to work? I'll b...et he did, didn't he. You wanna be a wench with me? I've never been one before. Have you?She Sez(me typeing for her)
No andy didnt bring me in here to work

No i dont want to be a wench ,but thanks for asking
Yes i'm all healed and feeling better
And please dont lie to me i have known andy for years and know how much of a gentalman he really is

Goodnight Trish

[SSBF]

I can make great drinks....and I can cook...so I guess I could just be the all around utility gal...hmmmmm...that could be very interesting...

[katy]

She Sez(me typeing for her)
No andy didnt bring me in here to work

No i dont want to be a wench ,but thanks for asking
Yes i'm all healed and feeling better
And please dont lie to me i have known andy for years and know how much of a gentalman he really is

Goodnight Trish

(me typing to her)
no, ma'am, I won't. but Andy has always been pretty wonderful to me and if I ever actually have the chance to meet him, he is going to get one majorly huge hug. I think you are very lucky in many ways, he has a wonderful heart.

Goodnight, Trish.


(me typing to Andy)
ouch. she sounds kinda cranky, Andy. Did you remember to take the trash out?

[katy]

SSBF, do you wanna be a wench with me? How come nobody wants to?

and look here, I'll bet if you get back there in the kitchen with SD, we'd never get anything cooked to feed all the patrons.

maybe you really should consider just being a wench with me and just doing like a guest chef thing and we'll give SD the night off on those nights.

[SSBF]

SSBF, do you wanna be a wench with me? How come nobody wants to?

and look here, I'll bet if you get back there in the kitchen with SD, we'd never get anything cooked to feed all the patrons.

maybe you really should consider just being a wench with me and just doing like a guest chef thing and we'll give SD the night off on those nights.
Of course I will be a wench with you Katy! As long as I get to wear one of those wench outfits with the real low top.....need to let the girls breathe ya know lol

[guitarguy]

with katy and SSBF being the wenches, I will throw my hat into the ring for the bartender spot. I've done it in real life and if you ask SSBF, I'm always full of advice...or is it BS? Either way, I figure both make for good bartenders.

[katy]

I knew I could count on you. and the girls, lol.

We might need to check with Andy about the outfits. All he gave me when I took the job was an apron, a pad, a tray. I like your idea though, a wench really should dress the part, I think.

[SSBF]

with katy and SSBF being the wenches, I will throw my hat into the ring for the bartender spot. I've done it in real life and if you ask SSBF, I'm always full of advice...or is it BS? Either way, I figure both make for good bartenders.
Baby whatever it is you are full of I love it!

[guitarguy]

well I thank you darling :kiss:

[katy]

I'm pretty sure BS is a requirement around here. We'll have to check with Andy though and now I'm worried. I hope I didn't get him in trouble with Trish. oh, geez.

[3xtom]

well i just put a quarter in the jukebox and ordered a round for the bar....

anybody have any requests?

[3xtom]

a quarter.... LMAO damn im telling my age huh

[EvilHandyAndy]

Katy Honey The girls are all yours ,

you have to see CC for wardrobe money
tell em i said to put it on the card so i can track expenses
the name Bar Wenchs is a peroid term use to decribe
waitress of that period of time for the bar
ie:old english pub need old english bar wenchs
and no i'm never in trouble (She knows i'm a slut and loves me anyway )lol

And GG so ya want to be a bartender
well you need 2 aprovals ,Katy Head Wench
CC Pub Manager
as they are the ones who you have to work with
Ok pepole its tuesday
tell SD to hire a dishwasher,and do we have a striper for tonight CC
or do you want to tell these ladies no?

[WingNút]

I'm pretty sure BS is a requirement around here. We'll have to check with Andy though and now I'm worried. I hope I didn't get him in trouble with Trish. oh, geez.
do not worry he is always gets him self in trouble
you cant come close to what he does
like saying people can live with us withouy asking me first ....
we have had people living with us for the last 2 years
it is nice to live alone again

[katy]

I'm happy to hear that I didn't get him into any trouble anyway

bet it is nice for the two of you. Have you considered doing something to fill up the empty spaces so there isn't any room for him to bring home new strays. My guess is that he will, it is just a matter of time.

[katy]

and Andy, about my job title...you know that Nudger is probably going to think that sounds kind of rude too, don't you?

[infamous]

SSBF, do you wanna be a wench with me? How come nobody wants to?.

you lend me a dress and someone buy's me a blonde wig and two water melons (gotta attract the boy's with something cos it certianly wont be my shaven wookie face) and ill wench and be doorstaff ^^

no ones going to mess with a 6foot transexual with 2 hindenburg's up their minidress

[EvilHandyAndy]

you lend me a dress and someone buy's me a blonde wig and two water melons (gotta attract the boy's with something cos it certianly wont be my shaven wookie face) and ill wench and be doorstaff ^^

no ones going to mess with a 6foot transexual with 2 hindenburg's up their minidressthats ok buddy we already have one crossdresser here and SarahTV
might not like the comptiton!
lmao
i fell out my chair laughing

[WingNút]

Hay I changed my mind about being a wench. Is it to latr. truch me i can be as fresh as the food are drinks... dependong whats freasest....
dont tell andy lmao

[katy]

Your secret is safe with us, Trish and yes, of course, you too can be a wench. hehe

Felt bad about last night but when Cloud couldn't get a stripper and I saw him trying to get into that school girl costume with the little plaid skirt, I admit it, I started giggling. I tried to stop but I couldn't so I went in the other room. But then when I saw him trying to walk in those 8 inch high "just f me baby" thigh high leather boots he had on, I had to leave.

I was afraid to see what was next.

[EvilHandyAndy]

Ah Katy,
Its supose to be "Ladies Night"
not look like a lady night !
he was supose to have a male striper for the ladies
not pretend to be a lady striper
ya may wanna have a talk with him
lmao
CC in a skirt
and you didnt take any pics?
we could of posted it in male nudes
between his manhood pics and the crossdressers

[EvilHandyAndy]

Ok Staff its pool leauge night make sure you vacume the tables
polish the balls and check the kegs

[SSBF]

I'll polish the bals.....:)

[3xtom]

mines awefully dirty you might have to rub EXTRA hard ... you up for it?

[SSBF]

Baby I was made for just that.....

[SSBF]

I'll give them a "spit" shine

[smithy]

Hi all jesus I'm normally first in the pub...Hey Katy better chuck me 3 pints of Guinness Extra cold darling coz the first 2 just aint gonna hit the sides and have one yourself...

[katy]

Hi all jesus I'm normally first in the pub...Hey Katy better chuck me 3 pints of Guinness Extra cold darling coz the first 2 just aint gonna hit the sides and have one yourself...

You got it, smithy. Cold Guiness served with a warm smile. How's that?

and I can't, but thank you very much anyway. Andy has rules. Besides, I still gotta talk to Cloud about the stripper thing.

[smithy]

Thanks for the rules Andy I can afford another now..
and as long as it keeps coming with a warm smile like that darlin you may keep me here a while...

[EvilHandyAndy]

Hot Women & Cool Times
Here @ The Pub

Hi Ya Smitty
how are you and that fine looking wife of yours?
i see one of the girls is takeing good care of you ,tip her well shes one of my best girls
and we love the holidays here at the pub so check out our full line of
Ho.Ho.Ho's


And hiya Katy sweathart

[katy]

hi, Andy. Why do I feel like I just got hugged? and say, just how did you know I was needing that? You got E.S.P. or something?

and look, about Cloud...I know I should have done something but I just couldn't stop laughing. I'll try to talk to him with a straight face, ok? and if I can't, it may have to be a man-to-man talk with you and him. But I'm telling you right now, if he has those boots on, it'll take a better man than I, lol

[guitarguy]

ok...balls, check...cue, check...who's my first opponent?

[EvilHandyAndy]

hi, Andy. Why do I feel like I just got hugged? and say, just how did you know I was needing that? You got E.S.P. or something?

and look, about Cloud...I know I should have done something but I just couldn't stop laughing. I'll try to talk to him with a straight face, ok? and if I can't, it may have to be a man-to-man talk with you and him. But I'm telling you right now, if he has those boots on, it'll take a better man than I, lolYeah im one of those ESP(Extra Silly Pepole)
I make them "Drive By Leg Humpings" at random! so look out

[katy]

uh, huh, Andy, I know. and I still love you.

guitarguy, if nobody else shows up, I'll give it a shot. Haven't played in a while and I don't know how fair it'll be in this wench outfit.

Can I get you something to drink?

[guitarguy]

what is it Thursday? mmmm...Crown and Coke sounds fine to me

[stickyfingers25]

Hey kids...first time here in Ye Pubbery...I have to ask the Evil one and the glorious miss K , since i drink very rarely , can we have a wing for the herbavors like myself, who may stumble in? I promice not to eat all the cocktail peanuts , but man , ill take a lifetime supply of those pussy poppers....mmmm they sound yummers!
It feels rill cozy in here.....

[EvilHandyAndy]

Its Thursday
Thur: is Sports Night at the Pub~Tray of Pussy Poppers and Picture of Beer for $5.00 and 5 Big Screen TV's for all the sports around the world

[3xtom]

hummm guess Ill stumble on to the next bar if its sports night...

[EvilHandyAndy]

Sticky,
Theres a smoking lounge over there
with a big comfortable couch and fireplace
and all are welcome here at the pub
Everybody drinks something at some time
and our chef Sd Has a full line of munchies dude!

[EvilHandyAndy]

tom you know i have one tv set of female pudding wresteling!

(what its a sport)

[3xtom]

How Bout A Nice Dark Corner To Chat With My Girls

[EvilHandyAndy]

i seen tommy do this in vegas once
he told me he was paying for room service

[SSBF]

OMG Thats so funny!
Double Bailey's over ice please....

[EvilHandyAndy]

Yes Ma'am Cuming right Up

[WingNút]

i seen tommy do this in vegas once
he told me he was paying for room service
In case any of u are worderi, that is not how he pays me. i get the change from the couch cushing

[katy]

:grin: That Andy is just a helluva guy, huh?

[SSBF]

Just what is the limit on that there credit card...hmmmmmm

[hippychrome]

I had 5 at about £30000 limit at least ( gulp )

[SSBF]

You are getting better looking every minute LOL Just kidding....maybe,.....

[EvilHandyAndy]

but he did tell me that was the last time that card worked
something about being demagnatized
not quite sure how that happened
maybe she was bypolar?idk

[cloudcity]

Hey guys

Andy, thanks for taking care of the bar for me. Sorry I've not been around, let's just say I've been out and about auditioning girls for the bar.

Katy, not sure I'd look too good in that skirt honey. But let's have a stripper/pole dancing night, but let's make it fun. A kind of 'get up and have a go yourself' kind of evening.

I s'pose the management could have an attitude that says 'do as I do'. Could be fun.

Now, I just need to get Katy and SSBF alone in a room to inspect the wenches outfits.

[katy]

:grin: :grin: :grin:

Just doing your job, no doubt? hehe, well don't let us stand in your way.

and you know what, Cloud? you really didn't look too good in that skirt but it was you trying to walk in those boots and their spiky heels that really did me in.

I am so happy to see you. Been sort of worrying but trying not to. Happily hugging you right about now, and that's a fact.

[EvilHandyAndy]

Hey guys

Andy, thanks for taking care of the bar for me. Sorry I've not been around, let's just say I've been out and about auditioning girls for the bar.

Katy, not sure I'd look too good in that skirt honey. But let's have a stripper/pole dancing night, but let's make it fun. A kind of 'get up and have a go yourself' kind of evening.

I s'pose the management could have an attitude that says 'do as I do'. Could be fun.

Now, I just need to get Katy and SSBF alone in a room to inspect the wenches outfits.Hey
is that like when the women ask me if i have a girlfreind
and i say yea but im still takeing applications?

[cloudcity]

Hey
is that like when the women ask me if i have a girlfreind
and i say yea but im still takeing applications?

andy, that's one of the best lines I have ever heard. Mind if I use that one every now and then?

[EvilHandyAndy]

you go buddy

thats what frends do they share
"Me Casa es Sue Casa"
my house is yur house

[EvilHandyAndy]

That's Great S.D.

Only it's Monday

Dart Leauge~Pussy Poppers & Pints Night

[EvilHandyAndy]

~Welcome NewCumers~
~To~
~Pic Hunter's Ye'old Pub~
Be sure to tell your freinds of the Pub
where the first round is always on the house
Start your day with the "Daily Grind"for happeneings around the forum
Find help for that computer problem in "Help and Suport"
or stop by the "Lounge"if ya just feel like hanging out

[EvilHandyAndy]

Hey Gang
Its Tuesday
for those of you that work here and dont know what day it is lol
Tuesday is Ladies Night
Male Stripers/w$2.00 well drinks
Bar Wenchs get the night off and are replaced with
male waiters wear nothing but a loin cloth(like tarzan)and a bow tie
and wenchs drink for free all night
Have to see what Sd will be makeing for tonight
CC make sure its warm in here cause if they stripers gets on stage and the have "Shrinkage"due to being cold the women arent gonna be happy

only men allowed in the bar tonight are here to service the women
so if your not the Bartender or Bouncer or part of SD's kitchen staff
well then you better be ready to take center stage

Sd ? did you hire a dishwasher yet?
(stripers are only allowed to drink after the are off the stage)
as we dont need em drunk and falling off into the crowd again
Remember a good staff is a happy staff
and our wench's are ladies also so there not!allowed to work at all
If i catch ya behind the bar tonight {Katy} yur gonna get spanked
and i think our manager CC has somthing for the ladies
that he hasent even told me about yet
Remember to Have Fun
Cause if it aint fun i dont wanna play anymore!

[smithy]

Well I was ready for a pint or 2 tonight if I'm naked can I come in....

[cloudcity]

Hey gang, what do you all think of having a "truth or dare night". All patrons get locked in, leave a few bucks at the bar and off we go.

[EvilHandyAndy]

sounds interesting

but you would have to explain the rules

[SSBF]

Hey gang, what do you all think of having a "truth or dare night". All patrons get locked in, leave a few bucks at the bar and off we go.
Hmmmm I never played truth or dare...not sure I want to....tell me Cloud...should I play?

[cloudcity]

Hmmmm I never played truth or dare...not sure I want to....tell me Cloud...should I play?

to quote an overused phrase "hell yes"

[EvilHandyAndy]

Since it's ladies night I have made especially for them a delicious desert I call spanish fly brandy flambe' ... and for the male strippers a potent viagra ginseng ginkgo burger! Half a sandwich guarantees a 24 hour woody to please all cummers! :grin: There are twenty king size murphy beds installed in the kitchen! Cum on in the back pull one down and get yer Freak on!!My ex-wife says when I needed a dishwasher I married her. lol... since we are still friends I will see if she wants the job. :)
Well done SD,
i aplaude your hard work my freind

[cloudcity]

Any body interested in having a screening room out back? We'll show classic movies or porn, you can choose.

[hippychrome]

Manga :) . Like Manga Metal, Punk 'n Goth Night On Friday Nights Over In A Pub Not Too Far From Here Lol

[EvilHandyAndy]

Like the movie(Porn And Chicken)
about a bunch of students who use to getogether every tuesday night and watch porn and eat fried chicken and then went on to make there own porn


and Hc they can keep it over there no offence

[guitarguy]

Thank God today's over with. Just finished my last final and I don't have to spend time in a classroom for almost 4 weeks! God I need a drink...

[katy]

Thank God today's over with. Just finished my last final and I don't have to spend time in a classroom for almost 4 weeks! God I need a drink...

Outstanding guitarguy! and four weeks is a long time so you have plenty of time to forget how awful it is, right?

Can I get you something to drink?

[guitarguy]

definately enough time to forget.

Anything strong sounds good to me.

[EvilHandyAndy]

Long Island Ice Tea~
contains 7 different types of booze
there ya go GG that will
Get ~UR ~Done,

[EvilHandyAndy]

kATY,

Trish sez shes doing much better and will soon be back to work at the pub
but was qouted as saying("the first man that pinches my ass has to anwser to andy")
so i guess that means it ok for you lol
and after reading this over my shoulders said "she can grab my tits ,my ass anything she wants as long as she know i go home with him at night"
so i guess you get er all day long then
Get ~Er Done !
__________________

[sexkitty]

Hey any one up for bodyshots?

[EvilHandyAndy]

Hell Yea
long as i can use yur body

[sexkitty]

You certainly can!

[EvilHandyAndy]

Katy, trish sez ,
i'm gonna stop writeing her cause she never writes me back

[katy]

Katy, trish sez ,
i'm gonna stop writeing her cause she never writes me back


HI TRISH !!!

:grin:

and look here, I am much more likely to hug you than I am to grab any of your various parts or pieces so you needn't worry, ok? I'm just wondering if I have been fired for not showing up to work the last few days...say, you wouldn't want to put in a good word with the boss for me, would you?

[EvilHandyAndy]

merry christmas everybody!



http://gallery.angelfire.com/photos/Special_Occasions/Christmas/P0325190.JPG

[EvilHandyAndy]

Andy typeing for Trish,
Hi Ya Katy,
i was more worried about the customers grabing me than you dear,
i made lost of tips covering your shifts
you have a merry christmas and dont worry about the boss
i got it covered
Trish

[hippychrome]

Like the movie(Porn And Chicken)
about a bunch of students who use to getogether every tuesday night and watch porn and eat fried chicken and then went on to make there own porn


and Hc they can keep it over there no offence


LOL, hey Andy, Saturday night is ace, Live metal + Punk bands all in harmony Headbanging + pogoing lol.

[EvilHandyAndy]

LOL, hey Andy, Saturday night is ace, Live metal + Punk bands all in harmony Headbanging + pogoing lol.HC. as long as you clean up afterwards
you go
Have what ever Hippe/Pogoing thing you want
aslong as you have the bar cleaned up before we get back from playing softball on sunday
were gonna have to start a softball team for the bar
for our first game were gonna play "the lounge"from sex and advice

[katy]

HC. as long as you clean up afterwards
you go
Have what ever Hippe/Pogoing thing you want
aslong as you have the bar cleaned up before we get back from playing softball on sunday
were gonna have to start a softball team for the bar
for our first game were gonna play "the lounge"from sex and advice

and HC I'll be there at your pogo-ing thing but I'm still not gonna do the puking part, ok? :grin:

and Andy, yes!!!! awesome idea. We have a secret weapon after all, SSBF. hehe, just imagine how much attention they'll be paying when she is running the bases. We'll trounce them easy.

I don't know where you are gonna put me...I hate to admit it but I've been told I throw like a girl. How bad does that suck? But I promise, what I lack in throwing skills I'll make up for in enthusiasm and I can run pretty fast and I can hit pretty good and catch, well, sorta good.

[SSBF]

LOL Katy! I would be happy to run the bases! I used to play third base in my younger days....so maybe I could try that again. Just have ther paramedics ready, thats all I ask.

[EvilHandyAndy]

Ok so

SSBF is on 3rd,katy can play short stop
maybe we can get Tom to Pitch
\trish in the outfeild but were short about five more pepole
and thats with out subs yet

[hippychrome]

and HC I'll be there at your pogo-ing thing but I'm still not gonna do the puking part, ok? :grin:

and Andy, yes!!!! awesome idea. We have a secret weapon after all, SSBF. hehe, just imagine how much attention they'll be paying when she is running the bases. We'll trounce them easy.

I don't know where you are gonna put me...I hate to admit it but I've been told I throw like a girl. How bad does that suck? But I promise, what I lack in throwing skills I'll make up for in enthusiasm and I can run pretty fast and I can hit pretty good and catch, well, sorta good.

He he , well, the puking is sort of part of it all ROTFL, but then again I have miracle cure to stop any puking ;) . + Kat, throwing skills, or even throwing up skills :D . I know you have more tallents than just throwing lol. + enthusiasm does not even enter it :thumbsup:

To ALL ..

Even though life is sometimes seemingly bad, time passes,
one must see + try to realise what one truly has..
and all the tallents that one has
once ones consciousness has realised the path of their calling,
bliss will be with them once and for all .

Peace + love be to all .

HC x

[katy]

Ok so

SSBF is on 3rd,katy can play short stop
maybe we can get Tom to Pitch
\trish in the outfeild but were short about five more pepole
and thats with out subs yet


ok, and SD is in and oh, boy, our SD sounds like a player, huh? hubba hubba ;) I'll make HC play whether he wants to or not, it'll be good for him but nobody can get pissed off if we have him in the outfield and a ball goes long and we all turn to look and there he is out there, laying on the green grass, all distracted splitting clouds or just watching them float by, ok?

and I dunno Andy, if we have Tom pitching then I imagine that putting me and SSBF that close together might not be wise. We will be all busy girl talking and watching Tom's behind, I mean, admiring his form, or um, discussing what a good pitcher he is. yea, that's it.

and then if there are paramedics? all girls know that paramedics are usually way hunky creatures, so we would have to be discussing that, too. and then all the things that SD said he could do on a ballfield. maybe you should put me out there with Trish, but no, that wouldn't work either...we'd do the same thing, I'm sure. plus, we would have to discuss you. :grin:

and stickyfingers just has to play...with a name like that, he's gotta be the catcher...but then maybe Tom would have a better aim if it was Raven cuz his eyes would be aimed right, right? and hey, where are you in all of this, mister?

I bet we could get WildCard and guitarguy to play, too. guitarguy oughta be pretty relaxed right about now if he has been sitting around the pub since finals drinking your Long Island Ice Teas. There are lots of people around here, surely more will step up to the plate, har har. sorry. couldn't resist.

and yep, HC, I sure do

[EvilHandyAndy]

3 more ,takes 9 to have a softball team

[EvilHandyAndy]

We need another guy and girl

we have 3 and 3 now
we should get CC we can tell em "its just a fat cricket ball"
he'll buy it honest
and we have to descuss unionforms colors
PicHunter Pitbulls
and we can use Tommys dog as mascott
LOL
Andy

[cloudcity]

[b]we should get CC we can tell em "its just a fat cricket ball"
he'll buy it honest


hey Andy. At school in the UK we played softball, abit like baseball but a little slower. And I was shit hot at it too. in fact I was banned as I usually hit em out of the park everytime. So count me in bud.

[EvilHandyAndy]

hey Andy. At school in the UK we played softball, abit like baseball but a little slower. And I was shit hot at it too. in fact I was banned as I usually hit em out of the park everytime. So count me in bud.See I knew CC would be cool with it
You go Buddy
I got me a Ringer for our team
were gonna kill the lounge
Yur my fucking hero dude
Happy New Year

[katy]

outstanding, Cloud!! :thumbsup:

so how many more do we need, Andy? Love our name, by the way and I'm sure everyone will believe that Gizmo is a pit bull, lol.

Did you get our uniforms in yet?

[3xtom]

i got the uniforms katy wanna see a pic of them?

[katy]

YES!!

and since we are the only ones here but it is almost midnight in the UK, you wanna kiss me Happy New Year?

[katy]

hehe, I had the first post of the UK New Year here.

and how pathetic that I start the New Year off begging Tom to kiss me, huh?

[EvilHandyAndy]

I'll kiss ya -bend over

[3xtom]

fuck and i didnt even get katys post in time


*SMOOCHES* to my little katybear

[katy]

hehe, what you seem to have forgotten is that I know now that there is a good possibility that you won't answer me until the next day...since I started using that approach, it worked out much better

and see? here you are, right on time. :grin:

I'l take your smooches though. any time

[EvilHandyAndy]

She just thinks shes so smart

[katy]

lol, Andy, yea, I have learned a few things in my life and here's the way I look at it . I suppose I could get all in a snit because I said something to Tom and he didn't answer me until the next day, when he was just a second ago right here, but knowing that sometimes stuff happens and I might not get an answer until the next day, why would I?

and then as an added bonus, I have something to look forward to the next day.

Can you imagine how I giggle when I am sitting here with my coffee in the morning and find that Tom has just then said "say goodnight, Tom"? It's almost even sort of better this way.

and the same with last night, I could have gotten all girly, lol, and I did sort of for about a microfraction of a millisecond think that I scared him off but I truly honestly knew better and then that thought was immediately pushed out by an OMG!! thought that the board or one of the other sites had been somehow screwed up because isn't a new year like a witching hour for hackers?

and then I was sort of worrying about Tom scrambling to fix things but then I wasn't really worrying 'cuz that is what he does and he'd probably think it was big fun and then I thought, hehe, tomorrow I'll get a UK New Year's kiss from him, a lot of hours after the fact, but you just watch, I will.

then today, I giggled when I saw it. It was perfect.

and it was worth waiting for.

[3xtom]

Damn katy I Love You :)

Your the absolutle best

And by the way I worked straight thru new years eve as you were thinking
Making sure pichunter was a clean safe place to play....
Yes i worked right up till 2:30 am when i just couldnt hold my head up any longer and I was totally sure that our site was clean and running smoothly....

:)

Another *smooch* just for being you

[katy]

Damn katy I Love You :)

Your the absolutle best

And by the way I worked straight thru new years eve as you were thinking
Making sure pichunter was a clean safe place to play....
Yes i worked right up till 2:30 am when i just couldnt hold my head up any longer and I was totally sure that our site was clean and running smoothly....

:)

Another *smooch* just for being you

I love you, too.

Thank you, and like I said, I'll take your smooches any time at all, my dear tired Tom, but you might ought to know that will give as good as I get, I promise. and then some :grin:

We really do need to figure out a way for you to get a vacation after Vegas and then after the PH anniversary which I'm sure won't go unnoticed and then after whatever other big thing is next. We can't have you burning out.

[katy]

you won't see it in any travel brochures but I know a really quiet, relaxing front porch where you could just sit and watch the grass grow.

[3xtom]

you won't see it in any travel brochures but I know a really quiet, relaxing front porch where you could just sit and watch the grass grow.



HUMMMMMMM

now that sounds inviting

[EvilHandyAndy]

HUMMMMMMM

now that sounds invitingTom you need to take yur nasty ass to vegas
to much work and not enough fun!
Now go on and go have some fun
we'll all be here when you get back i promise
and i promise i wont even drive yur car while you are gone

[3xtom]

HAHAHA out of all the people I know Andy

You would be the one I would actually trust with it....

Ummmmm well if your not driving it no sence in leaving the keys i guess

[EvilHandyAndy]

I knew you would laugh at that one

thats 0k its a 70 who needs keys anyway lol locks are made to keep the honest man out

but you know yur shit is safe with me brother dear
2 things in this world my dad gave me
one is my balls and the other is my word and i woke break either for anybody

[katy]

there's a table out on that front porch that you could leave the Chevelle keys on Tom and I promise you could come back six months from now and they'd still be there.

might be a little dusty, but they'd still be there.

and do you know something? we have a friend that had a very successful by most people's standards, but a very stressful life and I would come home and find notes from him that he had been here, just sitting out on the porch or in the backyard, looking at all of the growing things.

just chillin' cuz he needed to

it made me feel good every time.

[3xtom]

well you can bet your ass your place is on my stopping by list this summer then as long as you dont mind the little woman and maybe a couple kids

[katy]

well you can bet your ass your place is on my stopping by list this summer then as long as you dont mind the little woman and maybe a couple kids

:grin: I would absolutely, totally, completely, 100%, love it. and most especially if you brought the little woman and the maybe couple kids.

but if you don't bring Gizmo? it's a no go. for certain.

[3xtom]

HAHAHAHA you mean he has a bed to crash in as well?

[3xtom]

oh yeah by the way i have to have a high speed connection even on vacation i have to work

[EvilHandyAndy]

Hell you could take me to the dam 7-11 and i would be happy

[katy]

got you covered on all counts, Tom.

Gizmo sleeps with me :grin: I'll charm his socks off in a matter of minutes cuz I am totally in love with him. and I have two full shelves in the pantry that are nothing but furry baby treats and cookies :grin:


and yep, I know you would have to be connected still but worry ye not, I may be on dial up but my husband has a satellite hookup. good enough?

and Andy, you can come, too. It isn't a 7-11 but there is a little country store that has most everything you might need. They have the beer on Saturday night and the aspirin for Sunday morning. lol and a deli

[3xtom]

ok thats settled

HEY EVERYONE YOU CAN CONTACT ME VIA KATY

Im on my way

[EvilHandyAndy]

The freaking dog gets to sleep with her but i'm turned down?

dam dont say much for me

[katy]

I'll keep an eye out for you, Tom

and Andy? :grin: Look up there, my last post, the one where I said

"and Andy, you can come, too. It isn't a 7-11 but there is a little country store that has most everything you might need. They have the beer on Saturday night and the aspirin for Sunday morning. lol and a deli"

You know that I love you Andy. mega bunches I do.

[EvilHandyAndy]

You know i'm just messing with ya honey

[katy]

You know i'm just messing with ya honey


:grin: yep, and if you ever think that you can't, it will be a very, very sad day for me.

but look here, Andy...Gizmo will only take up a little bitty bit of bed space and if he tries to get all the covers, well, the fact is it won't be very much that he'll be needing cuz he is so little, and well, I think it might be different if it was you. lol

I have a big bed though, come on...we'll figure out something. You are pretty ingenious and I'll bet you can work it where Gizmo and I have plenty of covers and so do you.

say....do you snore? wonder if Gizmo does?

[EvilHandyAndy]

Honey i share the barn with the live stock not my bed

[katy]

Honey i share the barn with the live stock not my bed

hmmm, then you must not have learned the difference yet between livestock and the wonderful little beings in this world like Gizmo.

You keep hanging around with me and you will, Andy. You can count on it. :grin:

[EvilHandyAndy]

gUESS NOT

i grew up on a dog farm
18 dogs 9 cats,fish.birds,wrabbits one cow and one bull
But then to each there own honey

[3xtom]

as promised Katy these are the girls uniforms for the softball team

[SSBF]

WOW.....great uniforms!

[katy]

as promised Katy these are the girls uniforms for the softball team


I'm glad you specified that those were the girls uniforms, Tom. If I am going to be in the outfield, I wasn't sure I wanted to look at the rear view of all you guys in those, um, well, I don't know that I'd even really call them shorts :grin:

Love the shirt, though. :thumbsup:

What's the "Profile" part?

and please don't tell me I have put my foot in it again. I'll just go on and start blushing right away though. just in case

[3xtom]

go to pichunters main page http://www.pichunter.com and scroll to the bottom
:)

Hummm guess that means you dont surf the main page then huh

[SSBF]

go to pichunters main page http://www.pichunter.com and scroll to the bottom
:)

Hummm guess that means you dont surf the main page then huh
Well hell Tom...who can scroll all the way down to the bottom of the main pichunter page? I am lucky to make it past the video clips...damn... :)

[katy]

yea...what she said :grin:

i'm busted, aren't I?






shit.

[SSBF]

yea...what she said :grin:

i'm busted, aren't I?






shit.
Busted schmusted! We are all voyeurs....thank goodness lol

[katy]

Busted schmusted! We are all voyeurs....thank goodness lol

lol, I'm wondering if I better go surf the main page like he said, in case he gives us some kind of pop quiz or something.

That's all I need, busted and then to flunk a test all in one night.

[SSBF]

Well I am sure if Tom wants to give a test it will be an "oral" exam :)

[katy]

go to pichunters main page http://www.pichunter.com and scroll to the bottom
:)

Hummm guess that means you dont surf the main page then huh

you can't say that anymore, hehe.

i just did...jeez, there isn't anything at all wrong with any one of those girls, I swear that there isn't.

dang.

are you please going to tell me that us regular people can get those shirts without the Profile part? Not that if I was wearing one any one would mistake me for Daisy or Kate or Brandy but you know what I mean.

[3xtom]

well darling i'll see what i can do

[katy]

well darling i'll see what i can do

can't ask for more than that, now can I?

well, maybe I could...how about a tank top? with just the pichunter logo? :grin:

[cloudcity]

Only on the condition that you girl post pics of you all wearing them.

[EvilHandyAndy]

well put CC

[katy]

Cloud, I guess we'll see what us girls can do after us girls see what Tom can do.

how's that?

[cloudcity]

Cloud, I guess we'll see what us girls can do after us girls see what Tom can do.

how's that?

Providing you take a camera with you.

[katy]

Providing you take a camera with you.

um, I meant what Tom could do about the shirts. :blush:

[cloudcity]

um, I meant what Tom could do about the shirts. :blush:

Sorry katy, that's me and my dirty little mind again.

[katy]

That's ok, Cloud. I think we can pretty well guess what Tom could do otherwise.

But look here, I know you like the whole secretary thing and the glasses and well, I am a secretary and I do wear glasses and I dunno, I'm sort of worried about what might happen if there is a combination picture of a secretary and glasses and a pichunter shirt.

Maybe while Tom is seeing what he can do about the shirts, you can be getting a note from your doctor saying that it's ok.

I think I'd just feel better about the whole thing, ok?

[cloudcity]

But look here, I know you like the whole secretary thing and the glasses and well, I am a secretary and I do wear glasses and I dunno, I'm sort of worried about what might happen if there is a combination picture of a secretary and glasses and a pichunter shirt.


I have only one thought on that subject . . . wow, yes please and thank you. Hang on that's three thoughts.

[katy]

I have only one thought on that subject . . . wow, yes please and thank you. Hang on that's three thoughts.

:grin: might want to have the doctor check those cognitive skills, too.

[cloudcity]

:grin: might want to have the doctor check those cognitive skills, too.

I'd love to. Y'see, my doctor lives four doors away. She's 28 years old and damn hot too.

[SSBF]

I'd love to. Y'see, my doctor lives four doors away. She's 28 years old and damn hot too.
Oooo...I'd LOVE to play doctor with you Cloud!

[cloudcity]

Oooo...I'd LOVE to play doctor with you Cloud!

I think I have a temperature honey, you might need to come over here.

[EvilHandyAndy]

its not about winning SD !

its how you mount the team!

[EvilHandyAndy]

http://forum.pichunter.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=12415&stc=1
Like this Sd?

[katy]

Tom has provided a vision of delight with the Sexiest uniform I could ever want to see the girls wearing! ... The mount will be quite a pleasure ... it's the dismount that I'm gunna have to practice. lol

lol, something tells me you'll do just fine, SD.

Do we have a team yet, Andy?

[EvilHandyAndy]

Yeah and were gonna have a real game at pic stock
so put on yur game face
I wanna play for real

[katy]

:grin: I told you I have a good one, and I do.

about these shoes, though...are you sure?

[EvilHandyAndy]

Daammmmm

[SSBF]

I am getting a nosebleed just looking at them.

[cloudcity]

No one has been into the pub for a long time, are we still serving?

[SSBF]

We are down one wench since Katy left....but I am still serving :)

[deeprising]

pichunter number 1 site...... :thumbsup:

[EvilHandyAndy]

We are down one wench since Katy left....but I am still serving :)
and what are you serving my dear?

[Kandy44]

Two Peanuts walk into a Bar ...One was Salted

[Kandy44]

A Sandwich walked into a Bar...The Bartender said "Sorry We Dont Serve Food Here " !

[SSBF]

and what are you serving my dear?
Whats your pleasure kind sir.......?

[Kandy44]

You to Go With Nothing On !....LolWhats your pleasure kind sir.......?

[SSBF]

You to Go With Nothing On !....Lol
:blush:

[SSBF]

A Sandwich walked into a Bar...The Bartender said "Sorry We Dont Serve Food Here " !
Are you sure you are not Henny Youngman reincarnated?

[SSBF]

Wench down hmmmmmm... I like the inference! :love:
That was wench DOWN not wench GOING DOWN LOL....slight difference there eh? :grin:

[VivaLaMatt]

hey, new to the pub.

[cloudcity]

The first drink's on the house.

[happytoonz]

lol ... I made up the inference cause I'm a naughty boy! :smoke:

Naughty??? Do you need to be bounced?.....Man that would be fun...wornder if andy would let me be the pub bouncer???...or Boinker....hehehe :boink:

[EvilHandyAndy]

i want some too

[happytoonz]

And just what kind of some are you wanting my dear man....do ya need a bounce or a boink???

[EvilHandyAndy]

i'll settle for a shot and a beer

black velvet neet

[happytoonz]

Here you are my deer man....enjoy, anything else??

[happytoonz]

Here ya go babe, anything for you!

[cloudcity]

Naughty??? Do you need to be bounced?.....Man that would be fun...wornder if andy would let me be the pub bouncer???...or Boinker....hehehe :boink:


Oh yeah, you two would be great working the door. You get to pick who gets in too.

[happytoonz]

Right on...so your saying we can boink people when we feel the need?....Wow, what fun!

[smithy]

I'm up for a bit of boinking, I'll have a Guinness first though...

[happytoonz]

awesome....Absolutely!! :love:

[happytoonz]

Here is your guinness, anything else?I'm up for a bit of boinking, I'll have a Guinness first though...

[Toonz]

Here is your guinness, anything else?

i like your barmaids outfit baby...can i just sit here on this stool and watch while you work????

[madblkman]

i like your barmaids outfit baby...can i just sit here on this stool and watch while you work????
O.K. Two pint minimum, got to pay to play !

[happytoonz]

BOINK!Absolutely!! :love:

[Toonz]

O.K. Two pint minimum, got to pay to play !

ok, sit and drink and get to watch happy in a barmaids outfit...what could be better?

i'll have one too baby!

[happytoonz]

BOINK!I'm up for a bit of boinking, I'll have a Guinness first though...

[happytoonz]

:love: :boink: BOINK! BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK:boink: :love: i like your barmaids outfit baby...can i just sit here on this stool and watch while you work????

[happytoonz]

BOINKO.K. Two pint minimum, got to pay to play !

[Toonz]

:love: :boink: BOINK! BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK BOINK:boink: :love:

my heaven's sugarbear...i love it when you do that!!!

[cloudcity]

I need a drink. Hit me.

[moonknight31]

*punches cloud in the face* lol u said to hit ya

[cloudcity]

D'oh!

[moonknight31]

D'oh!

ok whatcha want to drink?

[dober]

dang moon I'd love a single barrel jack but please hold the hit in the face(it aint to great as it is)

[moonknight31]

hahahaha *slides dober a glass of jack*

[dober]

its a monday I needed that

[moonknight31]

yea it is a monday lol

[happytoonz]

with everything going on here in the us ....i was thinking maybe we all need a drink....andy bud...hope you dont mind....im opening the pub....woo hoo ....drinks on me!

[cloudcity]

I've had a few already this evening, but I'll join you for a brew.