Bloke Jokes.

[Sunflower]

Right then Ladies.... let rip.... post your favourite bloke jokes in here!

Q Why do blokes get married?
A So they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore!

Q Why did the bloke put Viagra in his eyes?
A He wanted to look hard!

Q Why do Women need blokes?
A Because vibrators can't get a round of drinks in!

[Evilhandedmrs]

Q=Why dont little girls have asshole?
A= Because they grow up to marry one.

[Sunflower]

Q Why do blokes like smart women?
A Opposites Attract

Q Why do blokes have legs?
A So their brains don't drag on the floor.

Q Why do blokes whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A So they can remember which end to wipe.

[Sunflower]

Why is Santa such a happy bloke?
He knows where all the bad girls live.

Why do blokes want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why can't blokes make ice cubes?
They don't know the recipe.