Best Movie Quotes Of All Time

[rob_21_31]

What are some of the best movie quotes? Give the quotes and the movie it came from please. Here's a few

"Are you not entertained"? Gladiator

"I feel the need, the need for speed" Top Gun

"Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?" Dirty Harry

"Show me the money!!!"
"You had me at hello" Jerry Maguire

[moeblues1968]

"I made him an offer he can't refuse". - The Godfather

"Say hello to my little friend". - Scarface (Pacino version)

"Are you talking to me?" - Taxi Driver

"We're gonna need a bigger boat". - Jaws

[45lvr]

i love the smell of napalm in the morning. its the smell of.....victory. apocalypse now
were on a mission from God. the blues brothers

[Calgarygent39]

"You can't handle the truth."
Nicholson in a Few Good Men

[cloudcity]

Damn it rob! I was sat in front of the TV just now and I thought of starting this thread. Now I see you beat me to it, damn. Well done though rob. I have many quotes in my head I'd like to run by you.

[Darth Horny]

"Perhaps you feel you've been treated unfairly?" Empire strikes back

[cloudcity]

"The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long"

Bladerunner

[ZeppelinBaby]

"Sometimes nuthin is a real Cool Hand" - Cool Hand Luke

[tanstaafl]

"You gonna skin that smokewagon or just stand there and bleed" Tombstone

"'My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks' 'In a row?" Clerks

"Ok now you two kiss" Roadtrip

"'I love you' 'I know'" SW:ESB

[ronyron]

"nothin' like a good piece of hickery" ghost rider clint eastwood

[rob_21_31]

"You gonna skin that smokewagon or just stand there and bleed" Tombstone

"'My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks' 'In a row?" Clerks

"Ok now you two kiss" Roadtrip

"'I love you' 'I know'" SW:ESB


Dammit man I love clerks I was saving that one. I'm glad to see someone else is kevin smith fan. :thumbsup: Have you heard he's doing a new Clerks movie. Passion of the Clerks, 10 years after with Dante and Randall. BTW thanks again CloudCity any quotes you want to run by me just let me know

"I'm not even supposed to be here today" Dante - Cerks

"That fucking kid is back on the escalator" Brodie (Jason Lee)- Mallrats

"Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms" Jay - Jay and Bob Strike Back

[3xtom]

Right Turn Clyde

[3xtom]

This is a 357 magnum The most powerfull handgun Made

And it will blow your head Cleannn Off

I know what your thinkin'

You Gotta ask yourself Did I shoot 5 shots or was it 6?

Do yeah feel lucky punk? Well do yeah



( not perfect at remembering that line but thats close.... lol )

[moeblues1968]

"Charlie don't surf!" - Apocolypse Now

"Don't take the brown acid!" - Woodstock

[Monique]

"I believe a man does what he can until he destiny is revealed."- Last Samurai

[ZeppelinBaby]

I did hear about the Clerks sequel. Hey, I'm not one to get my hope's up, but it's gotta be better than Jersey Girl.

[3xtom]

I want my stapler - office space

[ronyron]

speaking of office space " everyday i hate my job more than the last so technically you could say that everyday is the worst day of my life"

[ZakThaRipper]

"Life moves pretty fast if you dont stop and look around once and a while ya might just miss it."-Ferris Bulars Day Off

[ZakThaRipper]

Best one ever "Ohhhhhh Fuuuuuuuuuu......" A Christmas Story

[Daisy]

How about ol arnold swarz...

Ill be back

astalavista, baby,, or however its spelt

[3xtom]

OMG i Love christmas story i watch it every year that they have the 24 hours of the christmas story it plays over and over and over in my office...lol


You'll shoot your eye out you'll shoot your eye out

[Monique]

it's "hasta la vista, baby"

[Calgarygent39]

Travis Bickle: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then you the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."

Taxi Driver

[guitarguy]

Knights, tonight we shall dine at Camelot!

Camelot!

Camelot!

It's only a model...

Shhhh! - Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

"Now reach into that bag and get out my wallet." - Jules
"Which one is it?" - Ringo
"It's the brown leather one with 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it" - Jules, Pulp Fiction

[Daisy]

OMG i Love christmas story i watch it every year that they have the 24 hours of the christmas story it plays over and over and over in my office...lol


You'll shoot your eye out you'll shoot your eye out

oh MY god thats funny cause i watch that every christmas my self, lol. I always get mad at the asshole santa :finger: . My sis and I have every year since we were young, kinda like a ritual :grin:

[tanstaafl]

Shhhh! - Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail



More Holy Grail.

-Its a rabbit

-I need a spanking.

-Its just a fleshwound.

///I'm a lumberjack and I'm O K. I sleep all night and I work all day.

[3xtom]

oh MY god thats funny cause i watch that every christmas my self, lol. I always get mad at the asshole santa :finger: . My sis and I have every year since we were young, kinda like a ritual :grin:

Hummm maybe we can watch it together this year....
:grin:

[guitarguy]

Hey, we're all gonna get laid! - the late, great Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack.

[nudger]

If it bleeds we can kill it - Predator

[nudger]

Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar.... well it eats you. - The big Lebowski.

[nudger]

When you left me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate.............. I'm captain Jack Sparrow. - Pirates of the Caribean.

You know I went round to my girlfriends house the other day and said gee, you know i'd like a little pussy. She said so would I, mines as big as a house. - Predator again. hehehe

Candy Gram for Mongo - Blazing saddles.

Warriors Come out to playay, Warriors Come out to playay, Warriors Come out to playay, - The Warriors....... no getaway. hehehe

You break into my house, steal my property, murder my servants and my pets. And that is what grieves me the most. You killed my snake. -Thulsa Doom - Conan The Barbarian.

[cloudcity]

"No Buzz. I am your father" Toy Story 2

"Mine" Finding Nemo

"You are one ugly mo-" Predator 2

"Just put her in the spank bank son and move on" American Pie

[Calgarygent39]

Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

[nudger]

Tell Frank I'll do it for free, be a fuckin pleasure man. - Scarface.

[nudger]

Clatu Verata necto - The Day the earth stood still.
please forgive the spelling i'm going on memory now and it's been awhile since i've seen it.

We come in peace - Mars Attacks.

[cloudcity]

Clatu Verata necto - The Day the earth stood still.
please forgive the spelling i'm going on memory now and it's been awhile since i've seen it.

We come in peace - Mars Attacks.

Hey nudger, I don't like to nit pit but . . . it's klaatu barada nikto.

[rob_21_31]

"One time at band camp...................i stuck a flute in my pussy." American Pie

:thumbsup:

[guitarguy]

I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you,
but you were born to rub me first. - Ty Webb, Caddyshack


Hippocrities can you help me, I'm looking for a pack of trojans. - Marc Anthony
Darn, I just ran out. - Hippocrities, History of the World, Part 1.

I've got it, let's use the Holy Hand Granade. - Aurthor, Monty Python & The Holy Grail

[tanstaafl]

///Warriors holy shit I thought that I was the only person who saw that movie.

"I could eat a peach for hours" - Face off

[3xtom]

IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY Star Wars

[cloudcity]

"I have a bad feeling about this" - Episodes I to VI

[cloudcity]

"On my signal, unleash hell" - Gladiator

"Release the hounds" - The Simpsons

"Bite my shiney metal ass" - Futurama

[SSBF]

"Normally one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature"
The movie Arthur....Sir John Gielgud

[3xtom]

Luke I am your father

the empire strikes back.....


hehehe Im watching the trilogy tonight .... :)

[Darth Horny]

Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly? Darth Vader...!

[cloudcity]

"Fuck Off" - Sir John Gielgood, Arthur

"Laugh it up fuzzball" - Solo, Empire (best one of them all)

[tanstaafl]

"I'm not even supose to be here today" Dante in Clerks

[mr_white]

are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? - Mr. White - Reservior Dogs

[3xtom]

does your dog bite? No. OUCH!!!! I thought you said your dog don't bite....

That , good inspector is not my dog


The pink panther returns...

[ronyron]

"he should've armed himself if he was gonna decorate his bar with my friend"

unforgiven

[nudger]

Hey nudger, I don't like to nit pit but . . . it's klaatu barada nikto.
Thanks for that Cloud.

[nudger]

What filthy piece of shit did i do now? - Leon (The professional).

Golly Mr Taggart, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. - Blazing Saddles.

[rob_21_31]

"You hate people"

"Yeah but i love gatherings, isnt' it ironic

Clerks- Dante and randal

[SSBF]

Clatu Verata necto - The Day the earth stood still.
please forgive the spelling i'm going on memory now and it's been awhile since i've seen it.

We come in peace - Mars Attacks.
The Day the Earth Stood Still is my favorite sci fi movie

[guitarguy]

Gravy... - Ash

THIS IS MY BOOM STICK, ANY OF YOU MONKEYS COMES NEAR ME AND BLAM!!! - Ash as well

[youngguy]

redford - "you see that apartment building ?"
brad pitt - "yea"
redford - "do you know anyone who lives there?"
Pitt- "no"
redford - "within 5 minutes i wanna see you standin in one of those balconies"
pitt - "psst cmon , how about we discuss it over coffee"
redford - "you just lost 10 seconds"

^^Spy Game


"you think we need 1 more , alright we'll get one more" - Ocean's Eleven : George Clooney

"alright you knocked him down , why dont you try knockin me down now" - Rocky V

"My ring's outside." - Rocky V

[cloudcity]

The Day the Earth Stood Still is my favorite sci fi movie

I think I'm in love.

[rebelins313]

What is this "day of rest" shit? What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!

--Jesus to Walter in The Big Lebowski.

[tanstaafl]

Big Lebowski Atleast it was a better bowling movie than Kingpin

"I don't know what is is about a good screw that loosens me right up" - badly butchered Kingpin line

[rob_21_31]

Lebowski was pretty good, but kingpin was awesome.

" I think I can figure somethings out for myself" Ishmael, while taking a shit in a urinal in KINGPIN

Tanstafll, congrats on becoming a SUperMod(el) and I believe the line is
"what is it about good sex that makes you have to crap?"

[rob_21_31]

"I think you jarred something loose tiger" kingpin

[tanstaafl]

Thanks Rob, for correcting the line and Mod bit.

[rob_21_31]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"Ha, no Mr. Bond I expect you to die!"

James bond and Goldfinger in GOLDFINGER

[SSBF]

"I'll be your huckleberry...' Tombstone

[moonknight31]

In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its unadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law, to pursue natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not valid emotion, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance - punishment.


Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me The Punisher.

both from punisher

[3xtom]

"I'll be your huckleberry...' Tombstone


can i be your huckleberry

[moonknight31]

hahaha i think we would all like to be her hucklberry

[rob_21_31]

"Here's Johnny"

Jack Nicholson The Shining

[nudger]

Wanna fuck? - Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown. I would...................

[nudger]

The whole pissing joke from Desperado was great as narrated by Quentin Tarantino. It's too long for me to be arsed to put on here. but it's a good un.

[rob_21_31]

The whole pissing joke from Desperado was great as narrated by Quentin Tarantino. It's too long for me to be arsed to put on here. but it's a good un.


"Dude, I think i Just filled the cup" Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[SSBF]

can i be your huckleberry
Wow...how could I have missed your reply....very definitely you can be my huckleberry baby.....

[Daisy]

Hummm maybe we can watch it together this year....
:grin:

hmmmm that sounds very pleasant tom, hehe :grin:

[guitarguy]

Keiser Sosay! - Usual Suspects

[rob_21_31]

Try not! Do or Do not, there is no try.

Yoda from Star Wars :Empire Strikes Back

[rob_21_31]

DOn't tell me this thread is dead come on people.

"I'm a smooth pimp who loves the ladies and tubby here is my black man servant, What?" Jay, Jay and Bob Strike Back

[nudger]

Gravy... - Ash

THIS IS MY BOOM STICK, ANY OF YOU MONKEYS COMES NEAR ME AND BLAM!!! - Ash as wellsorry for the corrections but........

groovy.

Any of you primates even touches me.......... yaaaaaaah


and a little extra

Yo she bitch...................... lets go.

first you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.............. blow.

gimme some sugar baby.

[rob_21_31]

sorry for the corrections but........

groovy.

Any of you primates even touches me.......... yaaaaaaah


and a little extra

Yo she bitch...................... lets go.

first you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.............. blow.

gimme some sugar baby.


I'm confused Nudge are these corrections or movie quotes. I'm a dumbass I know

[cloudcity]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhouser Gate. All those . . . moments will be lost . . . in time. Like . . . tears . . . in rain. Time . . . to die"

Bladerunner

[nudger]

I'm confused Nudge are these corrections or movie quotes. I'm a dumbass I knowThey are corrections to Guitar's quote's but don't let that fool you.

[guitarguy]

Thanks Nudge

[guitarguy]

"...they mean it this time."
"Don't worry, I'm pre-law."
"I thought you were pre-med?"
"What's the difference?" - Hoover, Boon, and Otter, Animal House

"A friend of mine told me once don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive." -Van Wilder

[nudger]

"...they mean it this time."
"Don't worry, I'm pre-law."
"I thought you were pre-med?"
"What's the difference?" - Hoover, Boon, and Otter, Animal House

"A friend of mine told me once don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive." -Van WilderI wish i had remembered that one, Guitar. hehehe

[guitarguy]

"We Romans are rich, we're rich...We've got a god for everything.
Everything except premature ejaculation...but I hear that coming soon." - Comicus, History of the World Pt. 1

"Ted Nuget called, he wants his shirt back." - Danny Ocean, Ocean's Eleven

[nudger]

See the whole Ted gag was lost on me cos i don't know who he is. but still good.

[guitarguy]

it's cool nudger, just google him and you'll get the joke with his pictures and bio

[nudger]

it's cool nudger, just google him and you'll get the joke with his pictures and bio
thanks gg i think i see where this is going. hehehe

[UnME69]

God damn it Peter, have a lil faith.

~ On the Beach, AU Mini-Series 2000

I am, and always shall be, your friend.

~TOS Spock to Kirk ][][][

[rob_21_31]

"Oh yeah, you better run" Greg Kinnear to Matt Damon in 'Stuck On You'

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Wormer to Flounder in 'Animal House'

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti" Anthony Hopkins in 'Hannibal'

"Bond, James Bond." Every frickin' Bond movie and actor to play Bond ever made.

[RattFinkk48]

"You shot Marvin!" - Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction
"You are the ones who are the ball lickers!" Jay in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[rob_21_31]

"Mail muthafucka" computer from EuroTrip

"The price is wrong bitch" Happy Gilmore

"Uh-oh Happy learned how to putt!" Happy Gilmore

[guitarguy]

"Hey, we'll always have Carlos O'Horny's" Jason Landon - Out Cold

"Whoo weee. you good lookin!" John Travolta - Face-Off

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" Samuel L. Jackson- Pulp Fiction

[Hornball-Uk]

"You are part of the Rebel Alliance, and a TRaitor - Take her away !!"
- Vader / Star Wars.

[guitarguy]

Other great lines from Blazing Saddles:
"Since you are my guest and I am your host, what do you like to do?" - Bart
"Oh...play chess...screw..." - Waco Kid
"Well...let's play chess." - Bart

"You shifty ___, they said you was hung."
"And they was right."

"Please baby, you're making a German Spectacle of yourself."

[EvilHandyAndy]

Good one i liked that movie also

[guitarguy]

"We get people off! In fact I look for the guy not getting off...and I make him get off! And you can quote me on that." - Jason Lee, Almost Famous.

"We are not 'groupies,' we are 'Band-Aides.' Groupies want to sleep with someone famous, we inspire...and only blow jobs." - Penny Lane, Almost Famous

[red5]

oh MY god thats funny cause i watch that every christmas my self, lol. I always get mad at the asshole santa :finger: . My sis and I have every year since we were young, kinda like a ritual :grin:
Heyyyyy I watch that every year too, 24hrs. "has anyone seen Flick" ho ho ho. I found these pics along with a site that makes a replica leg lamp haha isn't that cool

[3xtom]

Heyyyyy I watch that every year too, 24hrs. "has anyone seen Flick" ho ho ho. I found these pics along with a site that makes a replica leg lamp haha isn't that cool


No Fuckin Way They Sell The Leg..????

Dude I gotta know where that is

[red5]

Hey Tom the site is... theleglamp.com ...its even signed by all the people that were in the movie

[3xtom]

Damn dude thanks
You just made me drop a wad of cash this morning...

Hope its here before christmas :)

[infamous]

i tell you what i believe.... shit.. happens - black guy - predator2

want some candy? - predator's voice signature software - lil boy - predator 2

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer - jim carey - ace ventura

AAAAaaaaaassssshOOOOOOooooole - otto (kevin kline) - a fish called wanda.

Now I will kill you until you die from it! - saddam hussein - hots shots part deux

Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob!
Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh! dave thomas/rick moranis - strange brew

[red5]

Damn dude thanks
You just made me drop a wad of cash this morning...

Hope its here before christmas :)
YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE!!!! HAHA !!! just dont break it and keep Ralphy away from it lol . Make sure you go out front to make sure its centered in front of the window. You gotta post a pic when you get it....very cool!!

[3xtom]

Oh you can bet your ass Ill Have pics when it arrives unpacking it

Hummmm
Wander if its a bowling alley....HAHAHAHA

and standing out in the street admiring it

[Subzero]

"I will spank you like a bad, bad donkey, okay", (french accent)- the shrimp in Muppets from outer space.

"your not much good to me alive now are you turkish?"- Bricktop from SNATCH

"You think your big time?, your gonna DIE big time!!"-Pacino in Carlito's Way

"Your cold because all the blood is running out of your body. your going to be dead soon. - Johnny Utah, Point Break.

[red5]

Oh you can bet your ass Ill Have pics when it arrives unpacking it

Hummmm
Wander if its a bowling alley....HAHAHAHA

and standing out in the street admiring it
YAAAAAAAAAAA! electric sex gleeming in the window .....it's a major award!! ,damn Bumpus hounds sonsabitcheeees

[red5]

oh who can forget "Ooooooh Billy!!!!" from Midnight Express, boobs against the glass

[rob_21_31]

An ode to some older quotes:



"Somebody stop me" The Mask Jim Carrey

"All-righty then" Ace Ventura Jim Carrey

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" Who Framed Roger Rabbit Jessica Rabbit

"That'll do pig, that'll do" Babe The Farmer

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Batman Jack Nicholson as the Joker

"I'm the ghost with the most, babe" Beetlejuice beetlejuice

[hippychrome]

"SUCK MY BALLS" by cartman in Southpark to Mr garrison :D

[guitarguy]

"...and this one's for your mother." Ben Affleck- Dazed and Confused

[3xtom]

some people calls it a kieser blade I calls it a sling blade ( billy bob thorton SLING BLADE)

[guitarguy]

"I just want the girl." Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark

I know the following is not a quote but it's still one of the coolest scenes in movie history:

"BANG." Indiana Jones just shoots the master swordsman after he puts on a "show." Raiders of the Lost Ark.

"She has your..."
"Yeah."
"That means she..."
"Yeah."
"Well you better..."
"Yeah." - Danny Ocean and Rusty Ryan, Oceans Twelve

[cag256]

you were only suppossed to blow the bloody doors off! - italian job

F.U.B.A.R (fucked up beyond all recognition) - saving private ryan

gollum - all she has to eat are those filthy orcs's
smegal - and they dont taste very nice does they precious

[guitarguy]

"You don't put on condom on unless you're going to fuck!" ? (sorry, don't know the actor), crimson tide.

"You're a bright, shining star." Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights

[guitarguy]

"You are a good woman...but then again, you might be the anti-christ." Doc Holiday, Tombstone.

"YOU TELL 'EM I'M COMING...AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!!" Wyatt Eurp, Tombstone

[hippychrome]

Dude, Where's my car?

Where's your car dude?

Yup, 1 of the best movies I've ever seen dude where's my car, + have both Pal + NTSC DVD's of it cos of different extras etc :thumbsup:

[rob_21_31]

you were only suppossed to blow the bloody doors off! - italian job

F.U.B.A.R (fucked up beyond all recognition) - saving private ryan

gollum - all she has to eat are those filthy orcs's
smegal - and they dont taste very nice does they precious


Sorry to bust on ya but FUBAR was originally in Tango and Cash with Kurt Russell Sylvester Stallone and the beautifull Terri Garr

[guitarguy]

Bout time to get this thread flowing again after a lot of movie watching over the holidays.

"He's the biggest man I've ever seen...I wouldn't want to fight him."
"And that's why no one will remember your name." - Achilles, Troy

"Hey man, you got any pot?"
"No..."
"It'd be cooler if you did..." - Wooderson, Dazed and Confused.

"I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!" - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

[sintrifuge]

"No matter where you go, there you are"- Buackaroo Bonzai

"I love dead, hate living" Frankenstein's Monster to Dr. Pretorious in The Bride of Frankenstein

"Yeah, I'll bet you have" Han Solo right before he wastes Greedo, and remember folks, Han shot first!!!!!! screw the special edition

[cloudcity]

"Yeah, I'll bet you have" Han Solo right before he wastes Greedo, and remember folks, Han shot first!!!!!! screw the special edition

Damn straight.

[cloudcity]

"This is not about oil"

George Bush
Farenheit 9/11

[Hornball-Uk]

"You are Part of the Rebel Alliance and a Traitor - Take her Away"
- Vader / Ep 4

[sintrifuge]

"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through them with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes."
-Mad Max in Mad Max

[Hornball-Uk]

"whuss siss den ..... da tree musket, musketee (musketeers) by, Alex-ander Dumb-ass"
LMAO - a prisoner in SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION

[cloudcity]

"Echa wa wa, yub yub"

Wicket, Ep VI

[Hornball-Uk]

"Jabba no Wanker"
- Return of the Jedi - i kid you not.....

[moonknight31]

Ooh moi moi I love you!
by the greatest character in SW(yea right try the worst) jar jar binks

[cloudcity]

"Size matters not"

Yoda, Ep V

[sintrifuge]

In most whiny voice, "but I was gonna go to Tashi Station to get some power converters!"

Luke Skywalker, Ep4

[Hornball-Uk]

Thats "Toshi"

"Thats no moon"
- Obi Wan Ep4

[cloudcity]

Vader: I know what you are getting for Christmas this year son.
Luke: How is that father?
Vader: Because I have felt your presence.

[sintrifuge]

groooooooaaaaaaaan

[cloudcity]

Ben Kenobi and Luke Skywalker are in a chinese restaurant enjoying a meal. Luke is having trouble using the chopsticks and food is flying all over the place. Ben leans over, takes the sticks out of Luke's hands and says "Use the forks Luke"

[moonknight31]

thats from a commerical right?

[cloudcity]

thats from a commerical right?


No, I heard them about 20 years ago.

[moonknight31]

weird cuz they had a commerical here for sizzler or soemthing where the same thing happened except it was inside a sizzler

[sintrifuge]

Ooooof! you're killing me. lmao!

[cloudcity]

"Meow"


Michelle Pfeiffer, Batman Returns.

[guitarguy]

"...and like that 'poof'...he's gone, disappears." - Kevin Spacey, Usual Suspects.

"Oh, that sucked!" - Chris Rock after falling from the sky, Dogma.

"Big-titted, naked ladies don't just fall outta the sky you know." - Jay, Dogma.

[sintrifuge]

one of my faves...

Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, biblical?
Ray: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor... real Wrath-of-God-type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies.
Venkman: Rivers and seas boiling!
Egon: 40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanos.
Winston:The dead rising from the grave!
Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats, living together... mass hysteria!

love ghostbusters!

[guitarguy]

that'd definately one of mine as well sin

[newcouple]

Right, got a couple....

Im your huckleberry- Tombstone

Okay, first things fuckin last!- Resevoir Dogs
Torture you? That's a good idea I like that- Resevoir Dogs
Mr Brown? That sounds too much like Mr Shit- Resevoir Dogs

Why must I be surrounded by frickin idiots?- Austin Powers
Does that make you HORNY- Austin Powers
I eat because Im unhappy, Im unhappy because I eat- Austin Powers 2 or 3 i think

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?- Shawshank
Get busy living, or get busy dying- Another Shawshank

Im funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin amuse you? - Goodfellas

You tell him Im coming! And hells coming with me!- Tombstone

Mama always said dying was a part of life- Forest Gump
Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get- Forest Gump

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freeeedoooomm- Braveheart (We still took his life)

You wanna fuck with me? Okay You wanna play rough? Okay Say hello to my little friend- Scarface
Im Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin with the best- Scarface

You're gonna regret this the rest of your life . . . both seconds of it- Demolition Man
Send a maniac to catch a maniac- Demolition Man

Has anything you've done made your life better?- American History X

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist- The usual suspects

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns- The Godfather

Donkey, two things okay? Shut.....up!- Shrek (yay)

We got no food, no clothes...our pets HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!- Dumb And Dumber
According to the map we've only gone 4 inches- Dumb and Dumber

I got your head in a fuckin vice- Casino

This isn't going to have a happy ending- Se7en

There's only two men I trust. One is me, The other is not you- Con Air

You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?- Home Alone

Dags. D'ya like dags?-Snatch

I'm gonna smash the fuckin granny outta that- Football Factory
I cannot wait to see your pussy- Football Factory
What else you gonna do on a Saturday- Football Factory

Oops went a little over the top

[cloudcity]

Thank you, mr...

Bond. James Bond

Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp

onatopp?

Onatopp.

Your accent ... Georgian?

Very good Mr Bond

You've been to Russia

Not recently

I used to drop in occasionally.
Shoot in and out.

It's very different now
A land of opportunity

With a new Ferrari in every garage?

no, not quite. that belongs to a friend.

A tip for you friend: the french number plates
for this year's model start with "L"
Even the counterfiet ones

Oh, And what rank do you hold with
the motor vehicles department Mr Bond?

Commander.


I just love the chemistry between those two, and Famke Janseen is the hottest milf on the planet - then and now.

[docket]

lest we forget Pulp Fiction


"Jools Winfield,my man in Inglewood....
Vincent Vega my man in Amsterdam....
Damn nigger,check out the clothes..."

kills me every time

Also,the line up in The Usual Suspects......

"Give me the keys you cock sucker mother fucker......."

One of the funniest scenes i have seen in a movie

[Robmay]

"she fell outta the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down"- Saving Private Ryan

[sintrifuge]

"Ann! Give me the daggers......uuurrgghhh!!!!!....Ann??!!!"
"There's your daggers! I've always belonged to him!....Damien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Damien, The Omen II

[Subzero]

And possibly the best movie for clever diatribes.

Snatch. BrickTop

"Do you know what nemisis means?, A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by your honourable cunt...ME!!"

and another personal fav.

"So yor obviously the big dick. And the men on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of ball. There are big brave balls and there are little mincy faggot balls. Dicks have drive and clarity of vision.But their not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy and you brought your two mincy faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you got your party's muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick your having second thoughts. Your shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with you, and the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your guns, and I"ve got DESERT EAGLE.50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking , along with your presence. Now....FUCK OFF!!!

[rob_21_31]

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

Jimmie Dimmick: Knock it off, Julie.

Jules: What?

Jimmie Dimmick: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

Jimmie Dimmick: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"

Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"

Jules: No. I didn't.

Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Jules: Why?

Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

[rob_21_31]

Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antoine should have fucking known better. I mean, tht's his fucking wife, man, he can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?

************************************************** *******
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

************************************************** *******

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
*Jules shoots Brett in the shoulder*
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

************************************************** *******

Vincent: That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

************************************************** *******

Marsellus: The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.

************************************************** *******

Jules: You remember Antoine Roccamora, half black, half Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror?
Vincent: Yeah, maybe. Fat, right?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do? He's Samoan.

[Subzero]

Ya know....
We have to much spare time on our hands guy's.....

lol

:boink:

[Jessica]

"LIke my old man said before leaving this shitty world" - Don Johnson in Harley Davidson and the Malboro Man

"Better be cool and dead then alive and uncool" - Mikey Rourke, same movie

Just watched it again... man, that's an awesome movie!

[sintrifuge]

OMFG! I was just telling Ms.Sin about that movie not 2 days ago!!!! I thought all of 5 people ever saw Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man!

[Jessica]

I've got the knife, I've got the knife, now turn on the god damn lights! -- The golden sun with Eddie Murphy

[guitarguy]

Jessica and Sin, I'm in with the two of ya. I own the DVD of Harley Davidson and the Malboro Man.

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Anchorman:

Chap: "I shit a squrrel this morning. The thing is, it's still alive. I got it trapped in my office."
Brick: "Oh, I ate your chocolate squrrel."

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Brick: "LOUD NOISES!!"

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Ron: "I'm Ron Burgendy, go fuck yourself San Diego."

[sintrifuge]

Pirates of the Caribbean;

Norrington: You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

[hippychrome]

young ones - Vegetable rights + peace :D

[guitarguy]

Marlboro: Damn it Harley...you shot me! You shot me Harley!

Marlboro: Guns are made to be shot Harley, not thrown.
Harley: Just wanted to make it even.

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Ron Burgendy: "You're a real hooker. I"m going to punch you in the face."

Ron Burgendy: "I'M IN A GLASS BOX OF EMOTION!!!!"

[rob_21_31]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


At my signal, unleash hell.


What we do in life echoes in eternity. "Maximus from Gladiator"

Sorry hadn't posted in awhile, haven't forgotten about ya'll here's a couple for you. May have already been posted but i'm not going back to look thru all that.

[hippychrome]

May the chrome free your mind - ( from my life :p ha ha )

[cloudcity]

"Leave saving the world to the men? I don't think so"


The Incredibles.

[Hornball-Uk]

I see things most people dont....

- Constantine

[guitarguy]

"Oh no...don't shoot him. It'll only make him angry." - Waco Kid

"Hey Cameron if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym class." - Ferris Bueller.

[Jessica]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.





To me, that quote is the climax of the Gladiator movie. I hold my breath everytime I hear it.

[deeprising]

i didnt come off no banana boat babie........scarface :smoke:

[cloudcity]

"WILLLLSSON!"


Cast Away

[Hornball-Uk]

Uh-Uhhh-Uhh-Unnnhhhh

- "Wynyard" in "Meet the Feebles"

[deeprising]

u just cant going around and killing people..why..cause u cant...why...trust me on this.T2

[cloudcity]

"Say, that's a nice bike"


T2


.

[deeprising]

nice fucking model hunk hunk bettlejuice

[RedDragon16]

My favorite quotes come from Fight Club mostly... here's a few

"I am Jack's raging bile duct, point the gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains."

"The things you own end up owning you."

"It's only after you've lost everything, that your free to do anything."

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade-school."

[deeprising]

hey u guysssssssssssss..the gooines

[guitarguy]

"Take on Rorke? Yeah...and for my next trick I'm going up to heaven and punch out God." -Bruce Willis as Hartigan, Sin City

[happytoonz]

"You never know, you never know...it might be in his butt!" this isn't a movie quote, but part of a Chris Rock stand-up routine about a black guy coming out of the water totally naked and still stereotypically carrying a gun.

[Kandy44]

Theres So many Good Lines ...But My Favorite is............

[cloudcity]

"If we need an expert on licking ourselves we'll give you a call"

Donkey - Shrek 2

[deeprising]

your balls are showing....ace ventura when nature calls :grin:

[guitarguy]

"Looks to me you couldn't guard a warm cup of piss." - Jimmy Dicks
"Shhhh...don't tell anybody." - Joe Hallenbeck.

"You son of a bitch..."
"And then some." - Hallenbeck. The Last Boy Scout.

[deeprising]

im the king of the world....titantic

[cloudcity]

"You are one ugly mother f**ker"


Predator

[deeprising]

u can not see the eyes of the demon to hell be crawling.........predator2

[guitarguy]

"What if they call my mama a whore?" - bouncer

"Is she?" - Dalton, Roadhouse

[cloudcity]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"


Jaws.

[deeprising]

to night is your night bro..........TWINS

[cloudcity]

"Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"


Alec Guiness, Star Wars.

[deeprising]

if i was to let u suck my tounge would u be greatfull.....faceoff

[Cheeky Monkey]

Cop: I just want you to know that next time, it's your ass! I don't give no discounts to war heroes.
'Gunny' Highway:Too bad. Your old lady does.

Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge.

[becroydon]

"when i die and the lord asks me why i killed his miricle, what should i say? that it was my job?" Tom Hanks - Green Mile

[deeprising]

nice fucking model honk honk.......bettlejuice

[carsoncrackhead]

Badges? we dont need no stinkin badges--blazing saddles
Ezekiel 25:17....-- pulp fiction
personaly i dont do drugs just weed-- half baked

[deeprising]

theres something on the wing someeeeeeeeeeeee thing.......ave ventura when nature calls

[cloudcity]

"How did you find me?"

"I'm psychic"

"Really?"

"No you idiot, I'm a detective"


Harrison Ford & Josh Hartnett, Hollywood Homicide.

[rob_21_31]

Addams Family Values

Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!

Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.

Wednesday: They had sex.
************************************************** ****

Dumb and Dumber

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

************************************************** ****

Clue

Mrs. White: Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

************************************************** ****

[cloudcity]

Happy Gilmore

Adam sandler smashes a beer bottle on a bar:

"come on"

a woman intervenes:

"what are you doing?"

"I'm looking for the other half of this bottle. Oh look there it is"

[cloudcity]

"I'd fuck Elvis"


True Romance.

[cloudcity]

"Oh no Elvis isn't dead. He just had to go home"


Men In Black

[buckles678]

Mallrats:
brody: "my cousin jerked off in public once, true story. he was on a plane and the hydraulics went out. so he figured what the hell, he whipped it out and started beating like mad. so all the other passengers start jacking off too. so they're all plumiting to their certain death, beating like mad, when the hydraulics kick back in. evryone puts their pieces, or whatever, away and when the plane lands evryone unboards and the phenomina is never mentioned"
Gill hicks: "so... did he cum or what?"
Brody: "sweet fucking christ, there are somethings you just dont talk about"

[buckles678]

Animal House:
"They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!"

[mama]

this is from Deadwood on HBO
It's between EB Farnum and Calamity Jane
she asks to see the little one in Mrs. Garret's care

EB Farnum- Be brief

Calcmity Jane- Be fucked!

I love that show. Do you watch it and like it?

[rob_21_31]

Loki from DOGMA

That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The Walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buda, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god Lord Ganesha. Now, that takes care of your Eastern religions. Now, the Carpenter, which is obviously a reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son. He represents the Western religions. Now, in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They dup all these oysters into following them, and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en mass. Now, I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths, based on mythological figures insures the destruction of ones inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of, out of fear of some intangible parent figure that shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, "Do it . . . do it and I'll fuckin' spank you!"

[rob_21_31]

One more from DOGMA

Jay:
I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.

[MAXIMUMCARNAGE]

HEEREES JOHNNY-The Shinning

[MAXIMUMCARNAGE]

Thats a huge bitch-Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo

[rob_21_31]

Star Wars Ep. III

"You were the chosen one!!!"

Obi Wan to newly minted Darth (aka litttle annie skywalker)

[deeprising]

dont forget your rubbers...jaws

[rob_21_31]

"don't choke don't choke don't choke don't choke"

Wimbledon

[moonknight31]

if u guys didnt know afi just recently relesed there choices for best movie quotes of all time

[moonknight31]

yea it was

[guitarguy]

yeah, I saw...but there were some great quotes that they missed that have appeared on our list.

[BBWetkitty]

"You're going to need a bigger boat"

-Jaws

[darbols21]

Clatu Verata nic... It was an n word defiently an n word... Hmmm Clatu verata nic-coughs- ash- army of darkness

[cloudcity]

Clatu Verata nic... It was an n word defiently an n word... Hmmm Clatu verata nic-coughs- ash- army of darkness


You're thinking of "Klaatu Baraada Niktoo".


Brilliantly used in Evil Dead 3.


Stolen from 'The Day The Earth Stood Still'


But then again so did George Lucas for Return of the Jedi.

[guitarguy]

Linus: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...
Rusty: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.
Linus: Okay, can I ask you...
Rusty: Yes.
Linus: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...
Rusty: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.
Linus: Wait, why not?
Rusty: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.
[walks off]
Linus: Oooooooooo. - Brad Pitt and Matt Damon, Oceans 12

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"Come on...they're not expecting you! There expecting one of these losers. Ox, you're weird, you're a mutant. You're a lean mean, fighting machine!!!" - Winger (Bill Murray)
"I'LL DO IT!!!!!" - Ox. (John Candy), Stripes.

[candmf2005]

OK, I am doing Baseball films, why not, here we go....

"Theres no crying in Baseball !!!!!"
Tom Hanks playing Jimmy Dugan in - A League of Thier Own

"If you build it, he will come"
Field of Dreams

"Just a bit Outside"
Bob Ueker in - Major League after Vaughn throws one about ten rows up

"Joe, say it aint so"
Eight Men Out

After LaLoosh Shakes Crash off
LaLoosh - God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball!
Crash - He did know.
LaLoosh - How?
Crash Davis - I told him.
Bull Durham

[onamac]

Hey I have one, but I cannot remember what movie it is from. All I know it is about vampiers. The quote is : all I want is a moment of your time, which consists of the rest of your lives.

[cloudcity]

sounds like 'Interview With the Vampire" to me.

[The Grey Ghost]

"Your one ugly Motherf**ker" - Preditor

"Your best... Losers go home and bitch about there best. Winners go home and f*** the prom Queen" - The Rock

[randyrandall]

"Carla was the prom queen" lol

[randyrandall]

"Alright, alright, alright."

"That's what I love about these high school girls man. I get older, they stay the same age"

[mama]

"Alright, alright, alright."

"That's what I love about these high school girls man. I get older, they stay the same age"


is that 2nd quote from the movie Grind?

[randyrandall]

no...they're both from Dazed and Confused

[candmf2005]

Red - Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

The Shawshank Redemption

[candmf2005]

Verbal - Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.


The Usual Suspects

[candmf2005]

Captn Miller - I just know that every man I kill, the farther away from home I feel.

Saving Private Ryan

[candmf2005]

Private Joker - The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

Full Metal Jacket

[cloudcity]

He's here for the hunt. The lions, the tigers, the bears oh my.


Predator 2

[fuelnfire]

"I dont wanna die without any scars"- Fight Club

[randyrandall]

one last Wooderson quote from Dazed and Confused:

"You just gotta keep on livin' man. L-I-V-I-N."

[Kandy44]

I Still Like "Frankly Scarlet I Dont Give a KATNIP !"

[randyrandall]

hahaha...Kandy's old school!

"We're going streaking!" lol

[Kandy44]

Thats from the Movie ..."Gone Wiff Da'KAT "

[randyrandall]

really? i thought it was called "Gone with Bangin Becky"...? hmmm...

[cloudcity]

valet
"Nice car"

Bruce Wayne
"Thanks. You should see my other one"


Batman Begins

[rob_21_31]

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend Mitch "Old School"

[rob_21_31]

"Fuck the man" Ed Shaun of the Dead

[cloudcity]

" Don't use the Z word "

Shaun of the Dead

[rob_21_31]

"I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing" Ed Shaun of the Dead

"Cockicidal Maniac" Ed Shaun of theDead

[cloudcity]

"Is everyone dead?"

"Well, deadish"

"Dead as in in died, got up, and now walking around eating people"


Dawn of the Dead

[randyrandall]

"Allo, i'm Handsome Rob, what's your name?
My name's Becky, but it's...uh...written on my shirt...
Look, i'm gonna need your shirt and your truck.
Okay, would you like my virginity as well?
If it's on the menu...You're not too bright are you?
No.
Perfect."

The Italian Job

[rob_21_31]

"Bloody Pirates!!!" Pirates of the Caribbean

"But why's the rum gone?" Pirates of Caribean

"You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?" Vince Vaughn OldSchool

[rob_21_31]

"Sup Niggas" Ed 'Shaun of the Dead'

[cloudcity]

"If you were waiting for the most opportune moment, that was it"


Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Carribean

[C.J.]

"It would not be difficult, Mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could...heh, I'm sorry; Mr. President..." Doctor Strangelove.

"Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?" Doctor Strangelove.

"War is hell, but peace...peace is f*cking boring!" - Buffalo Soldiers

"Oh, and Ryan, be careful; some of the things in here don't react well to bullets." - The Hunt for Red October (whilst in the ICBM bay)

Johner:
I heard you, like, ran into these things before.
Ellen Ripley:
That's right.
Johner:
Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?
Ellen Ripley:
I died.

~Alien: Resurrection

Ellen Ripley:
[H]e put an alien inside of you. It's a really nasty one. And, in a few hours, it's going to burst its way through your rib-cage, and you're gonna die. Any questions?
Purvis:
Who are you?
Ellen Ripley:
I'm the monster's mother.

~Alien: Resurrection

[rob_21_31]

"Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Pink: You kill anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?
Mr. White: Just cops.

Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

[cloudcity]

This thread needed reviving.


"We're on an express elevator to hell. Going down"


Aliens.

[guitarguy]

"There are consequences for breaking the heart of a murdering bastard."
------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Mei-Pei taught you the 5-point-palm exploding heart technique?"

"Uh-huh."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"I don't know..."

"You're not a bad person...but every now and then you're a horrible cunt."
- Bill and The Bride, Kill Bill 2

[rob_21_31]

This thread needed reviving.


"We're on an express elevator to hell. Going down"


Aliens.

Good Call Cloud buddy :thumbsup:

A toast? Yeah. To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and-Oh! Oh, my personal favorite-and had their entrails cut out and burned!----National Treasure, Ben Gates

[tic1220]

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." Indiana Jones

[rob_21_31]

We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" Dumb and Dumber

[Kandy44]

Our Pets Heads are Falling Off ?.....Oh Shit Dont tell Da'KAT !

[rob_21_31]

Our Pets Heads are Falling Off ?.....Oh Shit Dont tell Da'KAT !
Poor Kat :grin: