Guess the sex terms.

[KS]

Ok so I thought just for a bit of fun I'd give you a sexual term from an adult dictionary and let you have a guess at the dictionary definition for that term.
Like I said, just a bit of fun, no prizes.
You never know you might learn something new along the way.

First one is - a little southern romance

[KS]

idk BUTT bet kandy or his sheep know!Amazingly it doesn't involve Kandy or sheep.:rotfl:

[stickyfingers25]

First one is - a little southern romance

Back door enrty? aka Anal??

[KS]

Nah sorry Sticks.

When I get a close enough guess I'll post the full dictionary description. ;)

[KS]

bet Rob knows!...probably right up hos alley! :grin:Nope, no goats. :rolleyes:

[mskitty6-9]

Hmmm...the trailer is clean...the homemade moonshine is cold...and Jim is ready
to get busy with his sister...

Ok so I thought just for a bit of fun I'd give you a sexual term from an adult dictionary and let you have a guess at the dictionary definition for that term.
Like I said, just a bit of fun, no prizes.
You never know you might learn something new along the way.

First one is - a little southern romance

[mskitty6-9]

Was a weak moment on my part...I was inspired!

Sorry Kandy and Randy and Robbie!

:rotfl:hehe, i like that!

[stickyfingers25]

Hmmm...the trailer is clean...the homemade moonshine is cold...and Jim is ready
to get busy with his sister...

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[mskitty6-9]

Hey if I can make Mr Qiipster laugh, then my work here is done!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[stickyfingers25]

Hey if I can make Mr Qiipster laugh, then my work here is done!

so kitters..Gay Rod is having the best April in the history of the game..and the Spanks still..how do i say this delicately , BLOW!!...i wonder if theydve won a game this year if he wasnt having such an awesome April


(sorry 4 the post in this thread , perhaps we can take this discussion to the sports thread..)
And my second guess is Feet Worship..

[mskitty6-9]

Oh Sticky - he is having a tremendous April...but the rest of the team, not so
good! Pitching = ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Pavano = WASTE of time, space
and MONEY! It is criminal that he cashes his paychecks!

Real delicate, Sticks...but yeah the Yankess do blow...I hope with starting
pitching returning, we get better! Last place is awful!!

so kitters..Gay Rod is having the best April in the history of the game..and the Spanks still..how do i say this delicately , BLOW!!...i wonder if theydve won a game this year if he wasnt having such an awesome April


(sorry 4 the post in this thread , perhaps we can take this discussion to the sports thread..)
And my second guess is Feet Worship..

[KS]

And my second guess is Feet Worship..Nah too far south buddy.:rolleyes:

[KS]

I'm gonna give you this one just to give you an idea of the terms.


a little southern romance:
Female masturbation .

[KS]

Next one and I ain't gonna give in so easy this time.

macrophallia

[KS]

Next one and I ain't gonna give in so easy this time.

macrophalliaI would tell a lady that I suffer from this lol :rolleyes:

[KS]

easy...lol
macrophallia:
The condition of having an unusually large penis (http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/penis) . ETYMOLOGY: From the Greek (http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/Greek) makros , large, and phallos (http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/phallos) , a penis (http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/penis) .I gonna ban you from this thread 'cos you followed my lead!!! :D

[KS]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Just keep it to yourself and don't answer now you know where I find my words. ;)

[KS]

Ok so what is a keyhole whistler???

[KS]

Ok so what is a keyhole whistler???Well the idea for this thread died a quick and painless death. :confused:

[fishfryer]

Is it someone who looks through keyholes and whistles?

[mskitty6-9]

well hey I gave it a damn good go with the first one, and I didn't even get a
nice job Kit!

Well the idea for this thread died a quick and painless death. :confused:

[KS]

well hey I gave it a damn good go with the first one, and I didn't even get a
nice job Kit!Hunny anything you do is a good go but if you need to be told then it made me snigger as much as it did Sticky. ;)

[fishfryer]

It made me guffaw, but what the heck I'm still whistling through keyholes.

It's not in the Oxford Dictionary. Who makes up this sh*t?

[KS]

It's not in the Oxford Dictionary. Who makes up this sh*t?Lets just say I got a sick and twisted mind and I spend too much time trwling the net to feed that mind. :crazy:

[lawone]

A keyhole whistle must have something to do with a glory hole - only thing I can come up with. Must be the glory holer, or is the glory holee?

[mskitty6-9]

Hee hee...I enjoy teasing ya, Ks...

Hunny anything you do is a good go but if you need to be told then it made me snigger as much as it did Sticky. ;)

[mskitty6-9]

Why Mr Lawone, I an only assume you are familiar with a Glory Hole...because
you defended someone caught in a raid at one?

I said that hookers do not kiss their johns to someone yesterday...and he asked
me how I knew that - LMAO!

A keyhole whistle must have something to do with a glory hole - only thing I can come up with. Must be the glory holer, or is the glory holee?

[KS]

Kitty you get worse, actually how do you know that? :confused:

And Law sorry buddy nothing to do with Glory Holes.

[mskitty6-9]

Um...er...uh...research...yeah I had to do research for an article I was
writing...yeah, that's it...

Kitty you get worse, actually how do you know that? :confused:

And Law sorry buddy nothing to do with Glory Holes.

[mskitty6-9]

Here's a shot in the dark...


when a woman gives a BJ she can hum and make it feel different...

for this, can the guy sort of whistle while he is eating her?

[unomike2]

I got it! .. A male or female who performs cunnilingus is a keyhole whistler.

Now I got one for ya'll ...

"Southern Comfort"

[lawone]

Here's a shot in the dark...


when a woman gives a BJ she can hum and make it feel different...

for this, can the guy sort of whistle while he is eating her?
I don't believe, care to research this issue with me ms. kitty?

[mskitty6-9]

Might have some legal briefs involved, Lawone...I think I would enjoy the
research...

I don't believe, care to research this issue with me ms. kitty?

[fishfryer]

Um...er...uh...research...yeah I had to do research for an article I was
writing...yeah, that's it...

For it to be re-search do you have to search more than ONCE? :D

[KS]

I got it! .. A male or female who performs cunnilingus is a keyhole whistler.

Now I got one for ya'll ...

"Southern Comfort"Right on that on unomike.

Southern Comfort refers to female masturbation.

Ok does anyone know what a soup-sipper is?

[PlatinumRj]

Ok does anyone know what a soup-sipper is?

Performing anal oral sex? :moon: :tt2:

[KS]

Performing anal oral sex? :moon: :tt2:Person who performs anilingus. But that's close enough for me. ;)

Ok so here's a little Italian phrase for ya : fare un ditolino

[PlatinumRj]

Person who performs anilingus. But that's close enough for me. ;)

Ok so here's a little Italian phrase for ya : fare un ditolino

Damn, I knew there was some fancy "A" word for it but I couldn't think of it.
As for my answer to the new question...:huh:

[unomike2]

Ok so here's a little Italian phrase for ya : fare un ditolino

Ummm .. Speaking Italian are we KS? - Fare un ditolino - "to do a little finger" Refers to female mastrubation.

[KS]

Ummm .. Speaking Italian are we KS? - Fare un ditolino - "to do a little finger" Refers to female mastrubation.Hmmm??? Somone has obviously scouted out my resource. :rolleyes:

How about : parthenophobia

[fishfryer]

Is that fear of old Greek erections?

[KS]

Nah but I'm sure there's a name for that too. :rotfl:

[fishfryer]

Yeah the Greeks have a word for everything :rotfl:

[Kandy44]

Sounds like "Bubba",,,,,HeRight on that on unomike.

Southern Comfort refers to female masturbation.

Ok does anyone know what a soup-sipper is? Loves to sip his Soup and Enjoy it !

[lawone]

obviously the fear of something, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what partheno refers to.

[PlatinumRj]

Fear about having sex

[KS]

obviously the fear of something, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what partheno refers to.

Fear about having sex http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/ez/pi_question_mark.gifThe fear of is obvious but the subject is not quite as obvious. :rolleyes:

[lawone]

The fear of is obvious but the subject is not quite as obvious. :rolleyes:

hell KS, I thought I was doing good to figure that out even

[Thick Dick]

partheno = Virgin, Young girl ..Etc.. Must be fear of Virgins or something like that..

[PlatinumRj]

partheno = Virgin, Young girl ..Etc.. Must be fear of Virgins or something like that..

Good guess, I bet your right.

[KS]

partheno = Virgin, Young girl ..Etc.. Must be fear of Virgins or something like that..Hit the nail on the head as they say. :thumbsup:

Right does anyone know what this humorous metaphor refers to : waking the dead

[Kandy44]

Sounded like what my Girlfriend Told me Last Week ....PART -HE-NOW!partheno = Virgin, Young girl ..Etc.. Must be fear of Virgins or something like that..

[Kandy44]

TOADY, Waking up his Dick ?:confused: Hit the nail on the head as they say. :thumbsup:

Right does anyone know what this humorous metaphor refers to : waking the dead

[Kandy44]

I Could Learn ya if I Could find it to Show You...hahahaha !

[littlebill]

Is that fear of old Greek erections?

Very clever, ff!

[littlebill]

Who or what are 'norks', and why?

[KS]

TOADY, Waking up his Dick ?:confused: Waking the dead:
Humorous metaphor meaning:
1. To stimulate the penis into erection.
2. To masturbate the penis.

As good a guess as any. :thumbsup:

OK anyone know what Bacon Strips are?

[KS]

Who or what are 'norks', and why?Australianism of the 1950s for women's breasts, said to derive from Norco butter (Norco Co-operative Ltd. of New South Wales) wrapper packaging displaying a cow's udder on the package.


Good one Bill. :thumbsup:

[lawone]

OK anyone know what Bacon Strips are?


a brand of Dog food?

[littlebill]

Australianism of the 1950s for women's breasts, said to derive from Norco butter (Norco Co-operative Ltd. of New South Wales) wrapper packaging displaying a cow's udder on the package.


Good one Bill. :thumbsup:


Well done KS! That's some dictionary you've got on your desk!

'Norco' is a blending of 'North Coast' - where I live. And there are some glorious norks up here, let me tell you!

The udders on the wrapping were - err - something you'd like to get your hands on!

[lawone]

Hey littlebill, how long did they advertise these beautiful udders?

[littlebill]

"Bacon strips" = skid marks on undies - or sheets (I think).

[sexysensual696]

bacon strips.... fanny flaps?!

[lawone]

Is it actually the beautiful SS? Wow, nice to see you!

[sexysensual696]

why yes it is me lawone! long time no see

[lawone]

why yes it is me lawone! long time no see

Indeed SS, the pleasure is all mine;)

[littlebill]

Hey littlebill, how long did they advertise these beautiful udders?

They still do, Law - have done since 1915. But the one on the butter wrapper that gave rise to the term has been replaced by a more stylised one, and I can't find an image of the original anywhere.

[littlebill]

"Nose to hose"?

It's pretty obvious, but it's got a certain 'poetic' quality, don't you think?

[unomike2]

OK anyone know what Bacon Strips are?


My first guess would have been the puss itself. But after doing some 'research', I wasn't too far off base.

Bacon Strips - refers to the inner or outer lips of the vagina.

How 'bout this one - callicunnate. And believe me, there are plenty of these here in pichunter! :love:

[littlebill]

"calli" = lovely and "cuneus" = 'wedge'. Beautiful pussies!!