masturbation mess

[sexyrach]

my boyfriend is embaresssed about masturbation questions so ill ask it for him.he asks: 'what can i do to clean up the mess made by masturbation? i mean can i eat my own cum??'

[KS]

Like Sassy said you can either guff in your hand and take a big gulp or just have something around to clear it up when you hit the vinegar stroke

[tanstaafl]

This thread makes me think of a song...I thinbk its called "doing laundry' by Nerfhearder.

I thought about you while I jerked off into my sock last night.

[ballarke]

I usually just use soap and water. Now if you're squirting it all over the place, then some carpet cleaner or surface cleaner might be in order.

[rob_21_31]

lol...........lick that plate clean........DIRTY :)

[Jaded]

and to think I just did laundry. use a tissue for it!!

[unomike2]

My wife perfers (and I do too) that I ejaculate my cum into the crotch of one her panties if I'm going to masturbate. Sometimes she will eat it from the crotch if she is horny enough. But mostly she enjoys wearing the cum soaked panty after I'm done with it. We have found this the best way to catch the mess and she can do what she wants with it without any clean ups. Saves money on Kleenexes and maybe save a tree!

This thread's subject reminds me of a video clip I saw recently concerning Semen stains. Titled "masculout", it is a parody about the laundry soap commericals that specialize in grass stains, grease, ect. Except "Masculout" deals with semen protein stains. Very well made and very funny adult humor. I have a legal copy of the Masculout file should anyone want to see it. If so, just pm me with a request, and I'll send it to you.

[sexyrach]

thank you all for the advice now hes just wondering how he can have a wank so that it all lands in his palm can any one help?

[unomike2]

thank you all for the advice now hes just wondering how he can have a wank so that it all lands in his palm can any one help?

He'll have to figure that one out for himself.

[ballarke]

thank you all for the advice now hes just wondering how he can have a wank so that it all lands in his palm can any one help?

Have him lay in his back and jack himself so he shoots straight up into the air, then try to catch it before it hits him or anything else....

It's not hard to catch it in your hand. When he's about to cum, he just needs to have his hand in front of it.

[Kandy44]

Saves money on Kleenexes and maybe save a tree!

Tooooooooo Funny Mike!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[maniackilla2007]

I personally dont suggest "eating your own jizz", I like to use a sock, or a paper towel....

[Thick Dick]

thank you all for the advice now hes just wondering how he can have a wank so that it all lands in his palm can any one help?

Why not just put your mouth over your boyfriends cock, and solve ALL the problems of where to cum, and the cleanup afterwards.. And before you ask, 'Blow job' is only a fig. of speech, it's really a "Suck Job", and you should start practising as soon as possible..

Oh ya, also take a picture or two, post them in the couples section, and a whole host of people will tell you if your doing it right!! It's just ONE of the services provided free of charge by the patrons of this forum...

[cheers]

could you not just aim it down the toilet. :huh:

:thumbsup: