Fetish, bizzarre, anal ideas needed...

[analhunter]

Title says pretty much all about my problem. I'm having a full week of fucking my girlfriend.

She has offered me a full week of fucking her ass until it's beyond sore.

Now, I need some fetish 'n bizzarre ideas on how to sex her. No I'm not too stupid to come up with my own ideas, it's part of our "treaty".

So let me know what we should do, my girlfriend is waiting already. Nothing is too kinky or bizzarre. And remember, I can only fuck her in her ass, so do not post anything which regards penetrating her pussy with my dick.

What you guys and girls waiting for? Get posting already!

[rob_21_31]

um..............how bout a hot sauce bottle and a broom??? :)

good luck buddy

[chesterfield]

look up "figging"

[burnel]

Firstly, I would suggest lubing up your fingers and probing her ass nice and deep in readiness for your cock. Next, try to get her on her back with her legs in the air whislt you enter her ass with just your bell-end. Finally ram that baby home and then pull out and blow on her face. A nice bit of ass to mouth always works well. Good luck you jammy bastard. Let me know how you get on.

[analhunter]

Hehe... well thanks for your ideas people.

Just to help you guys out on giving me ideas, I've already fucker her in the ass, so for burnel, thanks for the advice but been there, done that.

Really liked the figging idea though... That's definitely scheduled ;).

Any more ideas? The more the better!

[billyboy999]

How big is your cell phone?, Ive put my phone in a condom, tied a knot, lubed up my girlfriend arse, put the phone up there ( on vibrate) and gone out to the pub, after a while I phoned "myself" and watched her face, as she tried to keep a straight face, we ran home and my cock replaced the phone.
Try it.

[brightondream]

Make sure she is clean inside and out, and then go for the "creampie" after you come have her kneel over your face and.....well start licking. You asked for kink?

[PistnBroke]

is it just anal sex you wanted "something new " on. ? if so, some one delete the rest of my post.

how about ya when her pussy is all wet, how ever your made it that way,

and you get one alka seltzer ( over here they are available from any chemist and almost all convience store) They are the white tablets you'd take for an upset tummy, or to help you clear your hangover.Put them into a glass of water and the bubble like crazy.

anyway the deal is to break one in half, please please only use half a tab, i got a story that brings tears of laughter to me eyes,of a friend who used 2 tablets, and then put his dick into her pussy after the effect ( details below). The text messages i got from both of them are absoutly comical, specially the one where he said, " ya never told me to stick me dick in ".

the effect ...........

With her pussy all wet , these tablets ( remember only use half of one ) react with a fizz. This fizz effect is fantastic for the lady. I mean, absoulty fantastic. I call it the FIZZ EFFECT. and my god is it effective.

The results are that the half tablet gets wet from her pussy and begin to bubble. These bubbles can send your lady into ongoing multiple orgasam. and your sitting back to watch.

If your going to try this, post or pm me the results.


Plink Plink FIZZ FIZZ............................. really good fun.

[PistnBroke]

ahh bugger,

pardon the pun ,


i just realised you were looking for new things to do in the anal department.

sorry analhunter.

ummmm try the plink plink fizz fizz and a drop of lube in her ass, instead of her pussy.

Would be delighted to know if it worked

Enjoy

[Thick Dick]

Can you still buy 'PopRocks' ? They were fucking cooooll

[Elly Vaine]

Have you heard of sex video tapes? You can always watch some good sex movies and get inspired.;)
It is a good inspiration for most of us.
Elly Jaine.

[analhunter]

PistnBroke I really like that idea. I'll try it out. And guys, sorry for not posting on here anymore, I was away and have a lot of complications.

I'm regularly fucking this girl up her ass and she enjoys it. I tried the figging and that wasnt her case, but we had this deal you know.

I'm still collecting ideas. My cell phone is a Nokia N93, that's a little too big for her ass she says and I don't want my cell phone all slippery afterwards.

After the figging thing, I thought I'd try tabasco, bad idea. Don't do that.

I'm up for the alka seltzer treat now. Will spit into her asshole and insert it then. We'll see how well that works.

[matrixdn]

lets see some pics of your fun

[TreishaLove]

lets see some pics of your fun

I'll second that one i wanna see some pics

[Thick Dick]

PistnBroke I really like that idea. I'll try it out. And guys, sorry for not posting on here anymore, I was away and have a lot of complications.

I'm regularly fucking this girl up her ass and she enjoys it. I tried the figging and that wasnt her case, but we had this deal you know.

I'm still collecting ideas. My cell phone is a Nokia N93, that's a little too big for her ass she says and I don't want my cell phone all slippery afterwards.

After the figging thing, I thought I'd try tabasco, bad idea. Don't do that.

I'm up for the alka seltzer treat now. Will spit into her asshole and insert it then. We'll see how well that works.

I guess AlkaSeltzer can be good for a headache or a pain in the ass..
Tabasco? Are you fucking nuts ? Did you ever get her back? is she still going? how fast CAN she run? I've heard of "feel the burn" but thats fucking insane!