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Miss_Take
July 6th, 2004, 07:32 PM
for the men out there....
would you suck your own cock if you could?
there seems to be quite a few men out there who tried and a few who have.
i want the stats. ( can you tell i L :love: VE these polls ? )
tanstaafl
July 6th, 2004, 07:36 PM
I'd never leave the house. This reminds me a bit of the scene from the movie CLERKS (after the funeral). I tried was unsuccesfull and gave up. I can barely touch my toes letalone get my head in my own lap. Maybe I just need a bigger crank. Not that there have ever been complaints. :boink:
drakrats
July 6th, 2004, 07:39 PM
lol...yea,i probably would.i hold it in my hand when i'm wanking.so why not.cant imagine it would be too comfortable all hunched up tho.lol.expalain that one away when you put your back out and need a medic. :crazy:
pooperscooper
July 6th, 2004, 07:39 PM
Depends what you mean by suck. I've been able to put my mouth just over the tip of the penis. Not for pleasure, mind, just for kicks, you know?
ginkgo
July 7th, 2004, 03:58 AM
even if i could i would not - the pleasure of sucking cock lays not only in the act itself but in the woman who does it :smoke:
reeper2004
July 9th, 2004, 12:14 AM
If i could do that i would have never got married !!!!!!!!!!!!
TarPy
July 17th, 2004, 06:48 PM
Eh, tried. There's way too much talk not to check if you can. Not sure what I'd do if I could. Right now I have the GF handling the BJ department, so not unless situations get really dire.
TarPy
neverknowsbest
July 21st, 2004, 07:32 PM
I wouldn't, I've tried, and can possibly touch it with my tongue if I really stretch, but I'm not so big on sucking my own dick. Just doesn't sit well with me.
stickyfingers25
July 21st, 2004, 09:09 PM
Ya know....sometimes i get so ,over the top turned on by this place that id suck my cock in public if i could.
Friction
July 23rd, 2004, 12:56 PM
I would love to know what my own cock feels like in my mouth, but I guess I'll never know.
Hornball-Uk
July 29th, 2004, 10:13 PM
Its a pretty tall order that, unless youre into yoga of some kind ... women love it, so yeah i guess i wouldnt mind a go :) A man who can't appreciate his own worth cant be fully appreciated by others :)
vaxx21
July 30th, 2004, 01:19 AM
All I'm going to say is this: it's overrated.
neverknowsbest
August 5th, 2004, 04:09 AM
Its a pretty tall order that, unless youre into yoga of some kind ... women love it, so yeah i guess i wouldnt mind a go :) A man who can't appreciate his own worth cant be fully appreciated by others :)
The number of hot girls in spandex at yoga classes is enough to make any man go crazy.
irishlad
August 5th, 2004, 10:26 AM
cant honestly say i like the thought of sucking my own cock... doesnt appeal to me at all, i'd rather spend the time i'd need to practice at that sucking my girlfriends clit, its a lot nice to suck on i reckon
kev
August 9th, 2004, 05:12 AM
i have tried, it's too hard, i love that classic sketh on sataurday night live where will farrel studies Yoga intensely for 10 years and finally acheives the one thing, he wanted to get out doign yoga. He could suck his own cock, and he does it, and the other yoga students are so impressed and they want their teacher to teach them how to do that. lol classic
mr_white
August 14th, 2004, 02:16 AM
i would if i could but i cant so ill just stick to stroking it.
kirboturbo
August 16th, 2004, 11:07 PM
I tried it when I was 13, but not too successful. I don't think I would have actually sucked it though, or blow my load in my mouth. Just was seeing if it could be done.
youknowwho
August 18th, 2004, 05:13 AM
if i could i would, but its much more fun when a woman does it
nudger
August 23rd, 2004, 11:55 AM
If I could I wouldn't even leave the house. mind you it would take a lot of practice to get to daisy's standard i'm thinking.....
deeprising
August 26th, 2004, 12:45 AM
.................yup :smoke:
EvilHandyAndy
September 12th, 2004, 05:29 PM
nah !
to me its like a smile! its always best shared with a freind
ZakThaRipper
September 13th, 2004, 12:20 AM
Ive been doing sports for years and im limber enought to put my feet behind my head so im sure i could if i wanted but i think i'll leave that to the ladys sorry no desire to put a penis in my mouth no matter whos it is.
BrandiLove
September 13th, 2004, 01:14 AM
Very interesting question! Trust me if my hubby could..... he would loose his job LOL! I'll bet he gets himself off 3-4 times a week with his hand and a gallon of lube as it is now....a mouth.....even if it was his own would just be a bonus!
Hell if I could eat my own pussy I sure would!
XOXOXO
Brandi
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Just Joe
September 13th, 2004, 04:39 AM
Lord how I wish I could....
Chief Redbone
September 14th, 2004, 11:23 AM
Hell yeah, i would if i could, being a freak is way better than being a square, i know my lady would get off watching that.
Drake
September 23rd, 2004, 02:26 AM
To be onest with oyu I really dont no but I think I probably would if I could.
countryboy45629
October 17th, 2004, 12:32 AM
no, I dont believe I would. dont mind my ladie friends sucking it, but it just doesnt appeal to me to do it myself even if I could.
45lvr
October 17th, 2004, 02:05 AM
thats an interesting question....seems to me that if you jerk off you would probally suck yourself if you could.
ronyron
October 20th, 2004, 05:12 AM
even if i could i would not - the pleasure of sucking cock lays not only in the act itself but in the woman who does it :smoke:
i like what ginkgo said. the big turn on for me is that she is on her knees symbolisticlly begging to put my cock in her mouth. the slow erotic moves up & down my shaft, her submissive posture and willingness.....it's the show. i just love to watch her love my dick.
Fuggers
November 13th, 2004, 07:54 AM
So what I want to know, is how many people can do it (yea I knowpeople have voted yea in the poll)
More to the people who can, how do y manage it? is it cos you are just so bendy or hung like an Elephants trunk? Oh an spit or swallow? lol
sexysensual696
November 15th, 2004, 12:53 PM
Or possibly have had your ribs removed??
Fuggers
November 15th, 2004, 03:49 PM
Do you think if you have enough ribs removed you will be able to lick your own ass?
sexysensual696
November 15th, 2004, 04:01 PM
didnt marylin manson have some removed or something?
hardone4u
November 16th, 2004, 10:01 AM
ive tried when i was younger, just not limber enough to get the job done, it pisses me off when the dog lickes his cock. that lucky basterd.
Fuggers
November 16th, 2004, 07:19 PM
Apparently thats just a rumor about manson. I think it is all down to how subtle and hung you are. The average joe off the street no gonna manage to do it. You are better off asking a nice lass to suck you off and then snowball you at the end
rockyrob
November 23rd, 2004, 11:42 PM
if i could suck my own dick, i would....i have managed to bend myself enough to lick the head and shoot off in my mouth....sure,id suck my own cock if i could!!
UnME69
December 7th, 2004, 09:44 AM
*lmfmaomt1titfc*
vitaex
December 14th, 2004, 06:36 PM
Personally I would find that autofelattio is no worse than typical masturbation, so yes.
craburp
December 16th, 2004, 06:01 AM
i can, but it has to be totally erect (i have to masturbate a while first) and some days i'm too stiff (my back, that is) to manage. i rarely do it because i wasn't doing it properly, but recently i've figured out how to do it better (sitting in a chair rather than upside-down). i'm just naturally very flexible. my cock is average size (6.25"). the funny thing is i've never told anyone i can becuase i know they'd ask to see it! and i swallow, because if i didn't it would just be messy. plus im a vegetarian, so it tastes decent.
craburp
December 16th, 2004, 06:02 AM
also, i was wondering who else can?
booboothefool
December 29th, 2004, 01:26 AM
I have been doing it for 20 years. I am in my late 30s and I can get over half fully hard.Only came in my mouth 1 time when I was all wired.Thats not for me,but it is a pretty awesome thing to be able to do.My woman thinks it is great to see!
UncleFester
January 7th, 2005, 11:14 PM
Doesn't feel as good as if you get a bj from your gf. Kind of like jacking yourself off, it feels much better if someone else does it for you. Pays off to be limber though lol...but again, its much better to have my gf do it for me. I once showed my gf that I could suck my own cock, she was quite shocked lol :eek:
Charlex
January 13th, 2005, 12:35 PM
it's not may way of masturbating :)
boobieman
February 22nd, 2005, 05:49 PM
if i could suck my own cock i dont think i would leave the bedroom. there is nothing better than a good blow job
MavisMatson
February 23rd, 2005, 08:57 PM
let me ask you a question miss girlie....
would you lick your own ass if you could?
whistle_pig
March 30th, 2005, 08:15 PM
no doubt
MAXIMUMCARNAGE
May 15th, 2005, 05:42 AM
I'd prefer to get that from a lady but I have to say no I wouldnt
Tuemmel
June 17th, 2005, 02:10 PM
I tried too, unfortunalty without success.
But later I enjoyed to dream about it. That was great, I really envy the ppl who can do it.
mama
September 24th, 2005, 10:02 AM
Depends what you mean by suck. I've been able to put my mouth just over the tip of the penis. Not for pleasure, mind, just for kicks, you know?
baby, I bet you could, but why don't you let me do that for you!!!
mama
September 24th, 2005, 10:03 AM
Ya know....sometimes i get so ,over the top turned on by this place that id suck my cock in public if i could.
ooh sticky, I'd love to see that!!!
boobieman
September 26th, 2005, 09:13 PM
i wish i could suck my own cock. i would do it a few times a day.
SSBF
September 26th, 2005, 09:17 PM
ooh sticky, I'd love to see that!!!
Uh...not before me sweetie :)
rob_21_31
September 26th, 2005, 11:57 PM
If i could do that i would have never got married !!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha love that answer man :thumbsup:
candmf2005
September 27th, 2005, 12:16 AM
if only i could, LOL
fuk4life
November 14th, 2005, 02:36 AM
for the men out there....
would you suck your own cock if you could?
there seems to be quite a few men out there who tried and a few who have.
i want the stats. ( can you tell i L :love: VE these polls ? )
I would like to but I can't. I don't know why anyone would have a problem with it. To me its another form of masturbation
RBone
November 14th, 2005, 12:36 PM
yup, i have tried..close but no cigar, just got the tip
rob_21_31
November 14th, 2005, 10:48 PM
I for one am glad you guys can't do it... otherwise you'd get all the fun and wouldn't need us :(
We'll always need you sassy :thumbsup:
killahla
February 18th, 2006, 12:43 AM
Even if I could, I don't think I would.
whistle_pig
March 2nd, 2006, 07:18 PM
Of course!
HyperAtom
March 27th, 2006, 03:41 AM
Yes I would. I've wet dreams along this line. It is a good thing that all men can't do themselves or we would not need women any more.
fishfryer
June 10th, 2006, 04:08 AM
Or possibly have had your ribs removed??
lol That's going way to far
fishfryer
June 10th, 2006, 04:15 AM
You do realize that when you say you can't. It proves that you tried. I can't :grin:
ballz2
June 12th, 2006, 10:02 AM
Good hell - what guy wouldn't????????
Why does a dog lick his ballz? Cause he can!!!!
Big Dog
August 26th, 2006, 04:06 PM
I thought about it once but never quite got round to it
mskitty6-9
August 26th, 2006, 11:57 PM
never quite got round to it???
I thought about it once but never quite got round to it
fishfryer
August 27th, 2006, 09:15 AM
I have a round tuit
rowdy87
September 30th, 2006, 01:22 AM
I can do it, never came on myself or nothin, just wanted to see if I could, I can get about 3 inches of my not fully erect 8 because it won't fit, I am straight so I don't see a problem with it. I don't get off on it, heres a pic
knky4play
December 1st, 2006, 01:21 PM
I've managed it years ago was great, ide try a shemale or xd too if I could hell if your willing to suck your own what's wrong with theirs eh lol
ballz2
December 1st, 2006, 04:42 PM
Because he can!!!
Hell yes I would!!!!
Drew C
December 31st, 2006, 09:54 PM
It would be a nice change to beating off when I'm soloing it
mskitty6-9
January 13th, 2007, 09:16 PM
That is perfect!!!
I have a round tuit
coyote69
January 29th, 2007, 12:31 PM
i would if i could all the time. bj's are great
laxstar27
May 30th, 2007, 05:24 PM
I just judge from how far I can stretch when doing butterfly stretches and figure if I can get about 4 inches from my crotch, that I could get in my mouth the other 3.25 inches, but I don't know if I'd ever try.
~Ice~
June 8th, 2007, 01:34 AM
no I wouldn't....even if I wanted too I am not fexible enough
renfrowe
October 15th, 2007, 01:41 PM
Man, if I could reach, I'd do it every day.
I'm pretty much sexually curious anyway, and I'd say I'm about two drinks away from trying it on someone else, so I'd sure as hell do my own.
djsystem
January 15th, 2008, 09:21 AM
if i could suck my own dick i would but i can't, i can only reach the tip so in the end i just end up getting my knees up over my head and wanking until i cum, when i cum i drink 2 lots and give myself a facial with the rest :wink2: i have also thought about sucking another mans dick just out of curiosity and i am straight by the way
KS
January 17th, 2008, 04:14 AM
Ya know....sometimes i get so ,over the top turned on by this place that id suck my cock in public if i could.lol I hear ya there Sticks.
Show me a guy who says no I wouldn't even if I could and I'll show you a liar!!! :huh:
I think I answered the original question in that last line. :D
hairybeanbag
January 31st, 2008, 10:22 PM
and could get the tip, but that was along time ago.
If I could, I am sure that I would from time to time.
Chronic13
February 23rd, 2008, 09:40 AM
i have tried it, used to do it alot backin the desperate days when i had no girlfriend haha but she takes care of that area now :)
indecipherable
August 25th, 2008, 11:27 AM
OKay when I was younger I could lick the head.
I'd still do it all day if I could.
cockworkorange
August 25th, 2008, 04:04 PM
When I was younger, i used to be able to get the head in my mouth. Those days are long gone.
wolf360
November 18th, 2008, 11:56 AM
If I could, I am sure that I would,But i cant the last time i tread I was.still 6inchs far from my tip LOL
wolf360
November 18th, 2008, 11:59 AM
Yes I would. I've wet dreams along this line. It is a good thing that all men can't do themselves or we would not need women any more.
LOL, That is true m8,:confused: I tink:confused:
SHEWOLF360
November 23rd, 2008, 10:53 AM
would love to see a guy sucking his own cock and see if he gets up with a stiff neck after:)
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